The Foul Mouthed Troll

Accidental Poet


A feisty little critter

The foul mouthed Troll

Jealousy consumes him

He who has no soul


He must envision himself

A handsome hunky stud

When out from under a rock

He slithered out as Ephram Crud


Drooling and spitting

As he speaks

Babblings of useless nonsense

His breath of filth it reeks


Profanity and insults

His only language

Born from parents

Of breeding anguish


His goal to

Dishearten respected masses

But instead he brings disrespect

To his own species of asses


Angry at the world

For denying his wealth

And blaming society

For his own poor health


Go through life Mr. Crud

As you wish

However don’t expect

Your life so grandish


Life is to be lived

Love and respect to be earned

What goes around comes around

Leaving the guilty as burned


Give what you give

And get what you get

But don’t be surprised if you’re

The losing end of the bet


Copyright © Accidental Poet 2018


  • Author: Accidental Poet (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 7th, 2018 07:27
  • Category: Special occasion
  • Views: 129
  • Users favorite of this poem: Syd, Laura🌻.


  • WL Schuett

    Hope this poem helps you get back to writing, I’m guessing this troll has been defeated and I am hoping you can leave him behind , you are good soul and a nice light around this site !

    • Accidental Poet

      Yes Bill, he has been defeated and ejected from MPS. Thank you for reading and the compliment.

    • Syd

      I like it - Syd

    • orchidee

      Yes. goodbye to the troll!

      • Accidental Poet

        And hopefully not to return. Thanks orchi.

      • Laura🌻

        Hi, AP!
        So glad you’re HERE!
        An awesome come back...
        with an awesome poem!
        Bravo 👏🏻!


        • Accidental Poet

          Thank you Laura, Appreciate your reading.

          • Laura🌻

            You’re very welcome!
            Happy 2018!😊

          • 2 more comments

          • FredPeyer

            Well written, AP, love that last stanza!

            • Accidental Poet

              Thanks Fred. Let's just say he was dealt a losing hand.

            • Michael Edwards

              Hate to admit I enjoyed much of his work being unaware of this side of his involvement here on MPS . From what I can see we are well rid and kudos to you AP for posting this poem. Oh yes and welcome back - it's great to see you posting again.

              • Accidental Poet

                I'd not seen any of his writings until he blessed my poem with his presence. And that was more than I needed from him. And thank you for the welcome back.

              • Christina8

                So glad to see you back! Glad to see you defeated the troll! Happy 2018!

                • Accidental Poet

                  Trolls are their own worst enemy. They'll do themselves in every time. And thank you Christina. Happy 2018 to you as well.

                • w c

                  Thanks for the poem, AP!

                  • Accidental Poet

                    Thanks for the read WC. Much appreciated.

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Well done AP, this person destroyed another poetry site that I was on, that site is still not available, there he won, here he has not.
                    It is great to see you back and I look forward to reading your words again.

                    • Accidental Poet

                      Thanks Andy, back to my writing lair to explore the world of my muse.

                    • skyebellasario

                      Glad you're back AP! Looking forward to more of your amazing writes 🙂

                    • FineB

                      Thank you Accidental Poet.

                      Glad to have you back on board and I hope that all is well with you?

                      An excellent poem on an ever-growing problem on social media - Ugly Trolls

                      Keep writing in 2018

                    • poelove

                      Damn the Trolls!
                      enjoyed this write

                      • Accidental Poet

                        Thank you for reading and your comment.

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