What "The Gays" Will Label Songs to Avoid Saying They Enjoy Country Music

Aislinn Wilson

 

Acoustic.

Americana.

Folk.

Indie Folk, Alternative Folk, and Contemporary Folk.

Sea shanties.

Cowpunk, Cowboy Rock, and Cowboy Pop.

Western.

"Mountain Dew Rock".

Talking Blues.

Rockabilly, Gospel, Blues, Soul, Swamp Rock, Gothabilly, Classic Rock,

Psychedelic Folk,

Protest Folk, Freak Folk, Anti-Folk, and Neo-Folk.

oh, and Protest Music.

Southern Rock, Southern Gothic, American Gothic, Western Gothic, Appalachian Gothic.

Mellow Gold?

Bluegrass.

Post Johnny Cash Neoclassicism.

K. D. Lang.

 

  • Author: Aislinn Wilson (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 20th, 2018 19:07
  • Comment from author about the poem: Disclaimer: I and a significant portion of my family are LGBT, this is done with an affectionate spirit.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 38
  • Users favorite of this poem: kevin browne
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  • kevin browne

    I've learned over the years that provoking sexuality comes as a damning threat towards the the real person you feel you need to be. I have been bi-sexual since I was 17, I'm now 48 and content. I love your musical metaphors to combat the people who prey upon us. well written though, my friend.

    • Aislinn Wilson

      It's really hard to hard to hear that the people in your life think that your sexuality is something you'll grow out of, so it's really cool to see that you've been true to yourself from such a young age to now. Thank you very much, friend!

      • kevin browne

        there is no fakery involved in my life or my writing about it, whatever the story I write. you're very welcome too.

        • Aislinn Wilson

          Of course not, never was. I'm so glad to have met you!

        • Michael Edwards

          A fun write - more power to your elbow Aislinn.



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