I Have a Freckle on My Thumb

A. F. Naturaliy

Gosh, why are everyone’s political arguments so dumb?

Hey, I have a freckle on my thumb.

 

We need to take care of the people on the streets who take drugs to feel numb!

That’s nice, but I have a freckle on my thumb.

 

People don’t sing anymore, they’re too shy, so they hum.

Okay, but I have a freckle on my thumb.

 

Ugh, the school lunches are disgusting, they taste like chum.

Where did I even get the freckle on my thumb?

 

You’re so annoying, we would rather listen to someone banging on drum.

Why won’t anyone pay attention to the freckle on my thumb?

 

  • Author: A. F. Naturality (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 2nd, 2018 13:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: The true meaning of this silly poem is that some people tend to focus on the little, insignificant things while they should have been focusing on the important things.
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  • orchidee

    Now I'm all concerned about that freckle - heehee! is it a politically correct freckle? Is it large? small? or whatever. Is it in the right place on your thumb - wherever the 'right place' may be?! lol.

  • cutelilcardinal

    Loved hearing this one in class! It brought a smile to my face 🙂



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