(no braggadocio! modest rodomontade scored triumphantly!)
Unbeknownst to me, a generic human ape,an unpleasant surprise swished down like an ominous cape
awaited and near smothered me drape
ping that October morning, where no escape presaged via frisky black cats chasing shadows on fire escape crossed my path after walking under a ladder
where ice hoar ravens didst jape!
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Wheels of injustice applied via de fender, sans Johnny Cochran forced ee
year splitting amidst general public fee
ver rush to absorb disbelief shell shock hee
ret tickle non guilty conviction from key
ping popular culture spell bountious lee
really exhausted viz three ring me
dee ya circus (June 1994 – October 1995) pre
vail ling obvious evidence irrelevant, thus re
deeming O.J. Simpson to strut guilt free from emotionally charged trial. I awoke
as usual and performed customary bespoke
oblations vis a vis half-hour plus choke
hold asphyxiation meditation, okey doke
shuteye discipline followed daily to evoke calm, cool, and collected trance zen dental
bliss before motoring on with gist of gentle
lee presented vignette, though me mental
state did not shift gears into a rental
modus operandi, but only partially new
trawl eyed , cuz the then fiancé (one mew
zing chic chick i.e. Abby Robin Zison), Jew
dish us lee spent the night at our transitional grew
some domicile) immediately nsync to report do
tuff lee (at the Goddard School) raced like a Chew
Bach ha's Dickensian protagonist back up Badoo
two flights of stairs. Like eponymous Aloo
men hum mushing spry feline woman out bitta bing
bitta bang (clanging like hells bells) ding donging, she immediately flew back fling all four feet eleven of her harried style jing
ling in an agitated state she set foot to go bob
bing out the door intent (as iterated) driving to her job, and in combination pantomime and words crisis did lob asper like a bot to me, she attempted to communicate rob
bing her unsuspecting fount of thespianism tub air gritty modicum of rationale from putrid slob
name of Leslie (the lunatic landlady) thine paramour conveyed clarity mouth ajar
after surmising urgent news required automatic action to un bar driveway, where I parked car,
the previous night surreptitiously venal far
from rational rapscallion most definitely har
bored an axe to grind, and locked Ford Escort par
tush shinned within chain linked fence - war
fore suggestion got made (from future bride) to confront landlady, and sternly insist and mildly chide corrective action taken, yet this storyteller defied said suggestion, and brainstormed with betrothed asthma guide
averting compromising neither of our pride and prejudice respective, sans stevedore managers would not let us slide gnome hatter, how we could not escape deprecation no matter how much we tried. Prior to heading off to bed the prior night, I deigned
to express likelihood to landlord/owner thyself and pseudo spouse needed to find another place to live. The major reasons
for vacating premises? Her grind
ding cigarette no ifs, ands or buts smoking mind
less ness ranked (on par with chimney didst wind burning wood smoke
at full blast) as primary source of revulsion did provoke, and aye came across with homespun folksy
sensitive mien, as a simple country bloke
I expressed honest sentiment at being
extremely averse (where hacking awoke
the future wife) from second hand carcinogen(s) extant within cancer sticks. Asphyxiation deafen
knit lee found me choking half to death even
putting towel under the door, or
additionally keeping bedroom window wide open,
the malodorous nicotine wisps ambled - pen
knit trait ting, wending, curly cued,
and filtered thru fabric with mischievous yen.
No matter, the twisting tendrils of tobacco found their way into ole factory nasal cavity ground
zero, sans health conscious holistic being hound did, what constituted one deranged dame the SPCA ought to impound.
Another factor fueling foul accommodations yin wanna know offset fine tuned win Dixie yang, which odoriferous torture constituted
nauseating odor of cat urine and litter boxes smelt worse than sin,
cuz, they never got cleaned of feline fecal matter near visible as a unsightly dangerous shark fin. Upon summoning effort and energy to communicate
bona fide concerns, she responded and didst denigrate with contempt fiery madness irate psychotic malicious venomous vile as dead body snatcher mate and then insidious wheels of malice with tongue flames crackling, popping, and snapping from out her reptilian pate began to turn more sharply amidst ghoulish clatter and path of destruction on her tabula rosa slate
with more danger than along axis of evil tete a tete. She madly paced back and forth
across maligned envisioned aisle
a small patch of uncluttered space in main foyer witnessed seething rage wherein carpeted floor boards, an imperfect circle shod feet didst dial
no doubt internally plotting vengeful strategic guile. Castigations, fulminations, and insinuations ague
gulled out her mouth noxious fumes left exit pronto flew ludicrous lacerations from fiery dragon lady did spew while yours truly soundly slept and without incident dreamt edenic view she unwittingly trappings to annihilate Xandu
some personal vendetta. After I washed, dressed as a zoo
keeper headed downstairs, the malicious scheme she did hatch
out back became a living reality, an empty house doors hooked with latch
(Samir, the other occupant) left hours earlier no match to tangle with wicked witch absented premises natch eerily echoed every footstep trod one patch,
after another patent leather slippers paused to scratch an niche 'pon second landing (to confirm a strong hunch)
that nary a soul heard nor seen, probably out to lunch,
no raving ranting banshee demented drunk as punch No zombie like entity appeared from the “DO NOT DISTURB” sign affixed outside sleeping area, aye did scrunch
brow to compress insight, where mangy catatonic felines shared coterie holograms suddenly jumped out from virtual reality cat n' app cradle swishing tails shorn like cat o' nines
mewing obscenities (within/ out computer screen, ominous signs,
sans phantasmagoric phantom) lurking like a lunatic swing from vines.
Nonetheless, I continued to tread down dimly lit said lower level with glimmer of optimism to bolster lead
din heavy mood crossing fingers spare set of skeleton keys (with cross bones and skull head)
nearly always left tantalizingly dangling in unused door latch, twas cred
double wish, thus spirit within me soared
and just as quickly sank to abyss of psyche moored sensation felt like poured molten lava oh Lord
Guess what? No such luck. Oh, she definitely would not a ford
carelessness, and took precautions okay hiding temptation to make a getaway Well…I stepped outside to assess situation. Blimey cray zee myopic eyes forced to glean deadbolt found gate shut tight, thence a feeble bray escaped parched lips, when lo...vix teased and cross myopic eyes, no doubt played tricks
holy glory. Ah, a handsaw carelessly got left and altered mix
matched tool chest in plain view, a sudden fix
but prior to acting on the plan, quite do able
I made a few telephone calls
first telephonically cable hub rate, and firstly contacted employer told tale more unbelievable than a fable thence to local police in order to file complaint against goon bonkers malicious monstrous label
quick as the brown fox jumps over the lazy dog escape attempted perilous hell grog ghee nightmare commenced after placing phone back on cradle, whence nog
'gin set fingers to twitch busily sawing into one steel link, (an effort aye did slog)
thru to break at one linkedin steel segment barricading trusty Ford Escort so this fellow could hightail with pent
up adrenaline out of nefarious steely web and test a mint...,
whence surge of adrenaline coursed from head to toe, my heart pounded not so gent
lee ready to burst from chest,
and palms perspired profusely
with unexpected accursed of evil incarnate vis a vis hell bent agent
provocateur ready to pounce and deliver violent retribution, which blows from blunt heavy object, would invariably render me unconscious courtesy of cerebral rent.
For better than worse, a kind face of destiny smiled from countenance grace
sing unseen karma smiled smooth as sateen or lace upon my essence as shaking hands furiosly moved saw handle
back and forth dozens of times until…
THE CHAIN BROKE AND SET ME FREE
now fickle finger of fate got me ought ta this place!
- Author: rew4er2nail ( Offline)
- Published: March 21st, 2018 11:17
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