Doctors Surgery

kitcat

 

 

Unfortunately I'm off to the doctors
For a check on my wonky knee
It feels like its getting better
Lets hope its good news for me

I hobble into the surgery
And squeeze myself into a chair
An older man next to me just sneezed
And now its all in my hair

The lady to my other side
Gave me this awful glare
Dont know what that was about
Looking at the state of her hair

Poor old boy sitting opposite me
Has his jumper on inside out
Even wearing bright green flipflops
I'm guessing he might have gout

Two small kids are screaming
Receptionist tells them to hush
The mother oblivious to it all
As She's playing Candy Crush

Receptionist calls out Mr Smellie
You can go in now door number three
Oh no! I couldn't help but snigger
Not amused puts two fingers up at me

All in all not a bad morning
At the doctors surgery
Good to get out and meet people
And it was good news about my knee

 

  • Author: Elaine (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 20th, 2018 16:02
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 75
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  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write. People watching is a great hobby of mine as well.

  • kitcat

    Thank you Goldfinch 🌞 Lovely comment
    Yes I've always watched people fascinates me too certainly a good hobby

  • Lorna

    Very funny! A great way to distract from knee surgery! You have to have strong ties to some people in order to love them.............ha ha........

    • kitcat

      Hi Lorna Aww thank you for you lovely comment
      That is so true, I think we just have to have a good sense of humour 🙂

    • kitcat

      Ha ha Tepo hope it didn't go over you, could be mentioned in a future poem
      Thank you for your lovely comment I always appreciate comments good or bad



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