The Lion

Spike Milligan

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If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away

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  • mariettaminahan

    Haha, this one made me chuckle. Defenatly not how I’d deal with a lion, but utterly clever.