A FULL HEAD OF HAIR

Michael Edwards

 

 

A FULL HEAD OF HAIR

 

 

He claims  a full head of hair

and he’s certainly got plenty to share

but the point of contention

which he fails to mention

is a truth which everyone knows

for the hair on his head

all curly and red

is all in his ears and his nose.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 12th, 2018 00:20
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • dusk arising

    And your point is??? (LOL i am shaven headed with a goatee beard - trying to look artistic - or is it autistic).
    Brought a wry smile to my face.

    • Michael Edwards

      Which I bet you keep neatly trimmed. One thing I can't fathom is men who have hair protruding from nose ears and eyebrows and never keep it trimmed - looks awful - even worse in a lady !! 🙂 🙂

    • Goldfinch60

      Good fun write Michael.

      I do have a full head f hair (on top) and my claim to fame is that I have fewer grey hairs than my YOUNGER brother!

      • Michael Edwards

        Mine is also on top - oh I'm a regular silver fox.

      • orchidee

        Oh lol, a good write and pic Michael. Grey hair or white hair looks distinguished. You distinguished - or extinguished?!
        Well, white hair gives a 'head- start' to playing Santa. I just thought of that pun! Good innit?

        • Michael Edwards

          Oh Orchi you are a wig - err - wag.

          • orchidee

            I know a guy - true -age about 70. has grown a big white beard, and has grey hair on top. He's a ready-made Santa now. needs plumping up though - bit thin for Santa! Miss Berles got grey hair?

            • Michael Edwards

              No but her partner has - he's Russian - Roo Berles.

              • orchidee

                How's that afternoon going, M? Or has it gone by now?!

                • Michael Edwards

                  Still here but about to go out to friends to pick up a couple of Yucca plants. If it wasn't true you wouldn't believe it.

                • Fay Slimm.

                  Still giggling at this Mike - I know quite a few in that category too.

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Bit like fat tummies and trouser tops north of the navel. Now there's an idea for another write!! Thanks Fay.

                  • Suresh

                    Lock them up in a room
                    Till they learn how to groom
                    Or send them to a jail
                    If all else fail
                    Punishment for insulting our sight
                    A sight, a sight, of such fright

                    Thnx for the factual comedy

                    • Michael Edwards

                      Thanks Suresh - you've really been delving into my past 'catalogue' - much appreciated!!

                      • Suresh

                        It's always a pleasure to dig for treasure



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