Stop Chewing Dear....

The Retired Bloke

Take out your chewing gum dear

I thought it’d be perfectly clear

That to chew when serving coffee or tea

So rigorously that we could easily see

The bit of gum going round and round

Surely this bit of advice is not so profound

It’s simply manners and customer service

To pay us the respect, simply stop chewing 

So that I can stop thinking about pursuing 

Another place to go

To drink my macchiato. 

  • Author: The Retired Bloke (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 18th, 2018 03:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: I have a personal dislike of people in service job who serve me whilst chewing. A little poem about such an occasion in a well know chain of coffee shops (the brand shall remain anonymous).
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 26
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  • Goldfinch60

    I thoroughly agree with you. Manners are being seriously eroded in today’s culture.



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