Hippowhatsitphobia Acrostic - For Orchi

Goldfinch60



Have you seen the word?

It scares you,

Puts the fear of God

Parading around your head

Offering no comfort in

Pausing to let you pour

Out your worries,

The worries that

Overwhelm you,

Making you feel ill

Or scared to utter any

New words that come

So ignorance may be perceived

That shows not your

Reality as the long words

Only belong in dictionaries

Sheltered from your mind

Easing your fear of long words

Subsequently allowing your mind to

Quieten from the horror of your

Unsubstantiated eloquence

Inconsequential abhorrence of words

Parading in syllables

Participating in incomprehensibilities

Ending in floccinaucinihilipilification

Drowning in pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Allowing your hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to rise

Leaving your comatose mind

In a state of pure decidophobia where

Only monosyllabic words

Prevent atichiphobia

Happening within your logophobic mind stopping your

Oneirophobia preventing you from

Basking in the bibliophobia

In the xenophobia that

Attracts bogyphobia.

 

 

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – Fear of long words

 

Floccinaucinihilipilification - the action or habit of estimating something as worthless

 

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ­- An inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock. (The longest word in the English language found in dictionaries)

 

Decidophobia - Is the fear of making decisions

 

Atichiphobia - Is the fear of failure

 

Logophobic - Is the fear of words

 

Oneirophobia  - Is the fear of dreams

 

Bibliophobia  - Is the fear of books

 

Xenophobia  - Is the fear of strangers

 

Bogyphobia - Is the fear of bogeymen

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 28th, 2018 02:46
  • Comment from author about the poem: As I said yesterday at the Poetry Group that I organise the subject is 'Acrostic Day' and today is that day, I wrote this acrostic with Orchi in mind as he always says he has issues with long words well in this acrostic is the longest word that can be found in an English dictionary. To accompany this I have put an equally strange piece of music by Philip Glass from his opera "Einstein on the Beach".
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  • orchidee

    If ya had not giving some definitions at the end, I would have said 'Could ya say all that (poem) again, please?!'
    Ahh - so it's nothing to do with hippos, that very long word. heehee.
    Ohh I knew 'flocci-knocky...' Think that's how you say it.

    • Goldfinch60

      I have yet to read it this afternoon at the Poetry Group, it could be a challenge.

    • Michael Edwards

      Just great - some read - I bet it went down well. I have long been familiar with the flocci etc word - it was written in large letters in the Estimating dpt of a company where I worked back in the early 1970s

      • Goldfinch60

        Thank you Michael, I am reading it this afternoon.

        • Michael Edwards

          Mea culpa - I'll be thinking of you.

          • Goldfinch60

            That might well be that I am going to try and read it this afternoon!

            • Michael Edwards

              Tis a bit of a twongue tister.

              • Goldfinch60

                It went very well, I didn’t make too much of a mess of it.

              • kevin browne

                Brilliant;y penned, my friend. Such words i thought never existed. A great poem with goof words of wisdom,
                .

                • Goldfinch60

                  Thank you Kevin, most kind.

                • ANGELA & BRIAN

                  Thanks UNCLE ANDY now you've got us scared of every thing OMNIPHOBIA ! Thanks for a very clever Poem and GLOSSARY ! Love & Blessings to You & JOYCE : Angel & Brian 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 Please check todays Poem and our latest FUSION : A & B !

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Thank you A and B, just a bit of fun but it went down very well at the poetry group.

                  • Laura🌻

                    Andy,

                    Signing onto and viewing MPS keeps my abibliophobia at bay! Verbophobia is not one of my afflictions because I’m a logophile ... and proud of it! I enjoyed reading your phenomenal acrostic! Impressive!
                    Let us know how it went with the Poetry Group!

                    My love to Joyce and you!

                    ~Laura~

                    • Goldfinch60

                      So kind Laura, your friendship is much appreciated. It went down very well. It was a great session with some wonderful writes and discussions.

                      • Laura🌻

                        So happy all went well!😊



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