The Delivery Man.

Goldfinch60



He often knocks on my door,

Sometimes it is a parcel for me,

But mainly the parcel

Will be for a neighbour.

We are normally always in

So we seem to collect

Many parcels for our neighbours,

This is not a problem,

Just part of being neighbourly.

 

This one man though

Is an enigma to me,

He knocks at the door

Asks if I could take the parcel.

There he stands,

A smile on his face,

Turban on his head,

Beard on his chin.

We chat,

And there I am

Expecting an Indian accent,

But no,

His accent is broad Glaswegian!

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 2nd, 2018 02:31
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just one of those amusing things in life.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 272
  • User favorite of this poem: Laura🌻.
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Comments6

  • orchidee

    Doh! We never know sometimes. A fine write Gold.

  • Goldfinch60

    Thanks Orchi.

    • orchidee

      A parcel has arrived for us here. We missed them twice, but I don't think they left a notification card to tell us they called. Bit naughty! We only found out via e-mail.

    • ANGELA & BRIAN

      Thanks UNCLE ANDY : I (Angela) love the song / poem about the BRICKS ! In my opinion the Building Trade is one of the most dangerous ! It provides me with many Clients and Brickies love a
      TOP to TOE massage ! Taking in Parcels for Neighbours is part of UK Courtesy and may it ever be that way. In our Flat in Auckland there is a large lobby where all the parcels are left ! BRIAN & I are having a week off MPS to catch up on life : So please dont think we are on the MARS Shuttle thats not til 2030 ! Blessings & Love to YOU & JOYCE :
      Angela & Brian 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
      In these days of multiethnicity : You can never judge a Persons accent by his Skin or his Sombrero !

      • Goldfinch60

        Thanks A and B, yes it is so true that we must be able to accept all people even if that do surprise you sometimes - I do.

      • Michael Edwards

        I've still got the original Geard Hoffnung recording i
        of the brick song - it had me in stitches back in the early 1960s and still does - the anticipation of what's coming. And I recognise the write - it's great to hear an east Asian with a cockney accent - no disrespect just admiration how they have embraced a different culture.

        • Goldfinch60

          Yes I too have the Gerard Hoffnung recording as well, it was so funny firts time I heard it and its humour has not dimmed at all.
          The embracing of different cultures is amazing - after all I am a Man of Kent embracing the Asum (Evesham) culture, I have only been here 19 years so I am still an incomer.

        • Neville

          From the drawing of our first breath we are conditioned and shaped by the society and culture in which we are predominantly raised... tis a good thing many of the boundaries, stereotypes and prejudices of old are gradually being broken down... I raise my glass to the tolerances I anticipate tomorrow...... a splendid observation captured and now of course preserved for eternity .... Neville

          • Goldfinch60

            Thank you Neville, those tolerances can be so wonderful when we share each others cultures, beliefs and differences. If only the world could see how good it could be.

            • Neville

              I wholeheartedly agree in the principle of respecting different values and beliefs.. after all, who am I to assume I got it right every time...

            • Laura🌻

              Andy,

              I enjoyed the song! A very catchy tune that keeps playing in my head!:)

              A fine write that most of us can relate to and embrace! Thank you for sharing!

              My love to Joyce and you!

              ~Laura~

              • Goldfinch60

                Thank you Laura, The Bricklayer is an old tale, here is the original version that I heard so many, many years ago, I hope that you enjoy it.
                https://youtu.be/LOy2GuaP8Mo



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