Lack of Understanding.

Goldfinch60



I just don’t understand it,

Every morning I have a shower,

I wash my hair,

And as I am drying myself

There always seems to be a hair,

A hair in my mouth.

How did it get there?

I certainly don’t shower

With my mouth open,

If I did that I might drown.

So how does it get there?

I just don’t understand.

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 16th, 2018 02:37
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun which is very true. Enjoy John Williams on the guitar.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 26
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  • Michael Edwards

    And I have the same problem - and no matter how many times I rinse the shower tray there is always one left behind - they are cunning little devils.

    • Goldfinch60

      That one in the shower tray is such a devil to get rid of.

    • Michael Edwards

      By the way I love the music and recall playing it on the car radio whilst driving through the white villages of Andalucia - lovely memories.

      • Goldfinch60

        Beautiful memories Michael and like many things music can bring them back into our hearts.

      • orchidee

        Oh lol a good write and clip Gold. If 'the hairs of our head are all numbered', was it hair no.4,532, or no. 2,476, or what? Maybe I'm aiming too high - should it be 453 or 247? I dunno how many hairs we got on average.

        • Goldfinch60

          Don't know the average but the ones that keep on getting into my mouth are only individuals and what I call them is nothing to do with numerology.

          • orchidee

            I was randomly guessing the average number. Not sure if it's in the hundreds or thousands - or tens!

          • LIGHT WARRIOR

            That's so strange that you get a hair when you shower, and more so, that the same thing apparently happens to another writer on this site...the fact that you penned it was a great change from the norm for the reader...take care

            • Goldfinch60

              Thank you Jason, many of my writings stray from the norm. Variety is the spice of life so they say.

            • Laura🌻

              Andy,

              A fun read!
              I did enjoy the video!
              Thank you for sharing!
              Have a wonderful Sunday!

              My love to Joyce and to you!

              ~Laura~

              • Goldfinch60

                Thanks Laura, so kind.

              • dusk arising

                It is the inner dog within you. A hair of the dog in the morning is always a pick me up for the day ahead.
                Alternatively, don't shower.

              • Neville

                what an intriguing observation, although I guess it is one of those things that you would notice, wouldn't you.. maybe your beard is growing backwards..

                • Goldfinch60

                  My beard disappeared 38 years ago, My son didn't see me without a beard for the first five years of his life. He has go one now!

                  • Neville

                    so have I



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