A Blue Toothbrush

Neville

A Blue Toothbrush

 

He left his blue toothbrush

Next to hers in the chrome holder

Specifically designed for toothbrushes

A conditioned reflex or what…

Nah part of some grand master plan

 

He knew that blue toothbrush

Would off set the symmetry

She craved and likewise

Wreck her day

Unless of course he removed it

 

He also knew

She would very soon phone or text

With some garbled message

Full of typo’s demanding

He get rid without delay

 

He also knew if he submitted

Or at least appeared to

They would end up fucking again

And all before mid morning coffee

 

She knew full well

He had to be in the office by nine

But had a window in his diary

Between ten thirty and eleven fifteen

 

Forty five whole minutes

Give or take ten travelling on a bad day

She licked her lips and decided to phone

Around ten twenty just to be on the safe side

She never did like that blue toothbrush anyway

 

 

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 20th, 2018 04:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: when ya dying to be found, leave something to find often helps...
  • Category: Erotic
  • Views: 89
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  • orchidee

    Oh no, woof! Fido, me 18+ watchdog started barking? Should this be marked 18+?! heehee.

  • Neville

    are saying you think these words do not warrant the 18+ label I gave them at the time of posting?

    • orchidee

      Hi there. Oh it's me watchdog. If he (Fido) thinks someone has forgotten to tick the 18+ box, and should have done. He's very bossy! heehee. Oops, sorry if you did mark it 18+ at the outset. Fido a bit over-enthusiastic!

    • Michael Edwards

      Never happened to me when I was at work - but then my working day was totally controlled by my secretary who was in charge of my diary - no chance of mid-morning nooky. Nuff said - I enjoyed the read 18+ or not.

      • Neville

        Ha.. maybe you should have got a new secretary.. I did.. cheers Michael.... 🙂

        • orchidee

          It's old Fido, getting too keen! oohh heehee.

        • Goldfinch60

          https://youtu.be/oI7-U75tvQs

          • Neville

            Yes.. I remember it well.. thanks

          • Fay Slimm.

            I knew this ruse at one time and fell for it hook line and sinker - - your telling never loses its magic my friend........... grand master plans can sometimes work and then can also back-fire......... but morning "nooky" to quote Michael can heal much need for those daring to
            try the blue toothbrush allure ........................ Fay

            • Neville

              thank you for burrowing back in time and fishing these words from out of what is now a sizable pile dear Fay... Much appreciated as always.... Neville



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