Onions and beans are my staple diet
and so I fart tear-gas on autopilot
a useful tool for quelling a riot.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Onions and beans are my staple diet
and so I fart tear-gas on autopilot
a useful tool for quelling a riot.
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Comments7
Cheers
A. H. Browning
Thanks for looking in AH
Brilliant.
The cartoon brought a big smile to my face, thank you Michael.
Thanks Andy - my day is off to a good start.
Oh lol M/ How's that daylight? Getting lighter again soon.
Nights start drawing in in 6 months time.
Boo hoo, we can't win either way! lol.
That evening is here super-quick - the Shortest Day. Tomorrow's not much more daylight either! lol.
Is it night time yet? I can't tell - it's so dark.
Yes, night time now. Why are the nights always dark? Did they always used to be dark? Hmm.
No not always dark - not when the lights are on.
Very DROLL UNCLE MIKE : Beans can produce flatus ! Because my JOB is hands~on I have to be careful : what I eat & drink ! The Aromatherapy Oils I use perfume the Salon so I dont have to worry about negative odours ! Its all taken care of under Health & Safety : Smell Good & Feel Good . Love through ODES :
Angela 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Love the PINGUS we do have them in S Island NZ !
keep your friends close.. but keep your enemies closer...
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