Mary Had a Little Lamb 1 and 2.

Goldfinch60



1.

Orchi had a great big dog,

Its coat was black as soot,

And every time it heard some porn,

A loud bark was output.

 

2. 

Michael had a little lamb,

Whose coat was coloured many,

Cos Michael put his brush on it,

When going to spend a penny.

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 25th, 2018 02:26
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just thought I would write some fun Mary Had a Little Lamb take offs. Sorry Orchi and Michael.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 66
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Comments4

  • Michael Edwards

    Love 'em Andy - and one for you:

    Andy had a little rat
    whose teeth were sharp as daggers
    and when he went to stroke its fur
    it bit him in the nadgers.

    • Goldfinch60

      Thank You Michael, my firtst laugh this Christmas Day.

    • orchidee

      Oh lol, thanks Gold! Swoon! and Woof, Woof!

      • Goldfinch60

        Thanks Orchi, have a great day.

      • ANGELA & BRIAN

        VERY DROLL UNCLE ANDY : And a real laff in CMas Day !

        MARY had a lovely Lamb
        At shows it was a WINNER
        In Auckland on this CMAS DAY
        We 'ad it for US DINNER !

        Love to you both ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

        • Goldfinch60

          Thank you Angela, just a bit of a laugh but there may be more in the future.

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          Thanks for your response UNCLE ANDY ~ Love the range and tone of the clarinet ~ 30 minutes of MOZART is a real blessing on Christmas Day ~ TV is PANTZ ! Loved the HUMOUR its that which keeps us going in adveristy and BREZIT ~ AMEN ~
          Love A & B 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡



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