It struck me last night after he’d gone,
(and I hope my comments are respectfully put),
but I wondered if Santa’s a bit of a con
for his costume was free of smudgy black soot.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I Wasn't going to publish any more until the New Year but this thought popped into my head when I saw take off late last night from a chimney in our village.
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He has a self cleaning outfit that puts the soot back into the chimney when he climbs back out after leaving the presents and drinking and eating his goodies.
Ah - a mystery solved and here was me thinking the worse.
Ahh, that's how he does it, is it? I hate Christmas morning. Cos I gotta clear up all this soot in me lounge now.
I hate the evening more - Tracy Barlow in Corrie, and an hour of EastEnders. Who can bear it?!
Not bearing anything today Orchi - it's too cold.
Any Berles coming to your Christmas dinner M?!
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Ahhh When he comes now : With his greeting
Through the Window : CENTRAL HEATING
Christmas change : The Planet to save
Chestnuts warming in the MICROWAVE
Electrics come form NUCLEAR too
Not generating C O 2 !
Love the SNOWSCENE & Your droll contribution
Happy Christmas to YOU & YOURS
Love : Angela & Brian 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Great rhyme - thanks so much to you both.
Ahhh When he comes now : With his greeting
Through the Window : CENTRAL HEATING
Christmas change : The Planet to save
Chestnuts warming in the MICROWAVE
Electrics come form NUCLEAR too
Not generating C O 2 !
Love the SNOWSCENE & Your droll contribution
Happy Christmas to YOU & YOURS
Love : Angela & Brian 🧡🧡🧡🧡
I reckon you got him sussed.. just wondering how long it took ya... cracking winter water colour by the way..
Ah not much gets past me - cheers Neville
Saw him in the French Quater last night, he looked pretty sooty to me.
Beautiful painting Maestro!
I've just sent him an email advising him to get a black outfit next year - his reply was very rude!
Cheers Jamie.
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