It struck me last night after he’d gone,
(and I hope my comments are respectfully put),
but I wondered if Santa’s a bit of a con
for his costume was free of smudgy black soot.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I Wasn't going to publish any more until the New Year but this thought popped into my head when I saw take off late last night from a chimney in our village.
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He has a self cleaning outfit that puts the soot back into the chimney when he climbs back out after leaving the presents and drinking and eating his goodies.
Ah - a mystery solved and here was me thinking the worse.
Ahh, that's how he does it, is it? I hate Christmas morning. Cos I gotta clear up all this soot in me lounge now.
I hate the evening more - Tracy Barlow in Corrie, and an hour of EastEnders. Who can bear it?!
Not bearing anything today Orchi - it's too cold.
Any Berles coming to your Christmas dinner M?!
Santa Berles is coming on his sleigh ringing his bells.
He might even ding his dong!
How's that evening M?
Ahhh When he comes now : With his greeting
Through the Window : CENTRAL HEATING
Christmas change : The Planet to save
Chestnuts warming in the MICROWAVE
Electrics come form NUCLEAR too
Not generating C O 2 !
Love the SNOWSCENE & Your droll contribution
Happy Christmas to YOU & YOURS
Love : Angela & Brian 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Great rhyme - thanks so much to you both.
Ahhh When he comes now : With his greeting
Through the Window : CENTRAL HEATING
Christmas change : The Planet to save
Chestnuts warming in the MICROWAVE
Electrics come form NUCLEAR too
Not generating C O 2 !
Love the SNOWSCENE & Your droll contribution
Happy Christmas to YOU & YOURS
Love : Angela & Brian 🧡🧡🧡🧡
I reckon you got him sussed.. just wondering how long it took ya... cracking winter water colour by the way..
Ah not much gets past me - cheers Neville
Saw him in the French Quater last night, he looked pretty sooty to me.
Beautiful painting Maestro!
I've just sent him an email advising him to get a black outfit next year - his reply was very rude!
Cheers Jamie.
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