This is a trifle trivial
A poem not political
Pretty petty, partly potty
Lacking lucid language
A bonkers brainstorm
Bordering on bollocks
A frivolous frolic
Meandering meaninglessly
Ebbing and flowing
Perpetually pouring
Mind numbing nonsense
Best before breakfast
A bonanza of banal boredom
Designed to drive you dotty
Depending on your disposition
A frisson of fantasy
Not meant for Auntie
Hard of hearing Hattie
Partly passing for prose
More like a double dose
A death defying drivel
This is crap official
Stunningly superficial
Bereft of anything beneficial
Waiting, wanting the final whistle
Wishing this pissing poem would end
Fishing for a final full stop
Stop, stop, stop
This is a stinker
Hook line and sinker!!
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Author:
The Retired Bloke (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Today’s poem was a bit of an experimentation with words. As the title suggests it is about nothing important. Just wanted to play with the rhythm and sound of words. Best recited aloud!
- Category: Humor
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Comments2
I didn't know you were an official writer of politician's speeches?! As here is one. lol. A fine waffle RB.
Like this, the use of alliteration.
If this is just an experiment with words it works very well.
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