HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL AT MPS

Michael Edwards

 

EM OR UM 

 

Should it be ‘em’ or should it be ‘um’

I could try more ‘m’s’ (just for fun)

for ‘emmm’ or ‘ummm’ has more of a ring

and works in lyrics if you should sing.

 

Perhaps an ‘r:  would that work too?

Well ‘Ermmmm’ sounds good if you think it through

but somehow  urmmm  doesn’t work so well:

say it out loud, it’s easy to tell.

 

So it seems like ermmm is the word of the day

but hang on a moment – allow me to say

I’m not so sure - my mind’s gone a blur;

 on second thoughts………..

………………… I much prefer ‘Errrr’.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 31st, 2018 00:32
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments6

  • Fay Slimm.

    Thanks for the bit of early morning lingual fun after your lovely New Year wish - - and may 2019 bring you many moments of "ermmm and ahaaa" wonder in life's delights dear Michael.

    • Michael Edwards

      And loads of Oooh Arrrrs! Thanks Fay

    • Goldfinch60

      My first smile of the day Michael, errrr or was that the last smile of the year.
      Happy New Year to you and you family Michael.

      • Michael Edwards

        Don't forget the long sigh Hrrrrrr. Or the dismissive Hmphhhh.
        Whoaar - there so many of them.
        Cheers Andy.

      • orchidee

        Oh lol good write M. Happy New Year Greetings to you too!
        What does Miss Berles use? Erm or Umm or what?

        • Michael Edwards

          She uses Phhht quite a lot - she is very intolerant especially if you get the syllable count wrong.

          • orchidee

            Every time one uses Erm or Urm, etc, is another syllable used up! How many syllables ration per day does she give us?

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          • ANGELA & BRIAN

            WELCOME BACK UNCLE MIKE ~ Missed your Droll Humour ! Love the PAINTING & The GREETING ~ HNY to you too ! There is too much Ummming & Errrring in your morning ode ~ but we get the POINT !
            Infinite Blessings for You & Yours through 2019 !
            Brian & Angela 🧡🧡🧡🧡
            Please check our latest FUSION "New Year Resolutions" Also Polluted Planet 2019 ~ Thanks B & A !

            • Michael Edwards

              Ummm yes back in harness - Err too much umming and erring? - Arrrrh, mmmm - not so sort of errrrr sure but yes ahhh could be.

            • Neville

              pipped to the proverbial post.... omm

              • Michael Edwards

                You've got to pip a post or two = cheers N

                • Neville

                  Isn't that a song out of Oliver...

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                • dusk arising

                  ooh-er, umm err yes well maybe innit.
                  Later during Jan 1st no doubt many an 'ugg' first utterance will be heard - or fall upon deaf ears.

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Or an urghh - time for another ton and ginic.



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