Water Shock.

Goldfinch60



Around the house I went

Mini water can in hand

Watering the plants

A regular job

Ensuring the survival

Of these indoor beauties

Then I came to a new one

Sitting there glistening

Glistening in the corner

I poured some water on it

When I got up from the floor

I realised

You should never water

And electric Christmas Tree.

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 2nd, 2019 02:37
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun - no poets were hurt in the writing of this poem. The Trans Siberian Orchestra are always worth listening to.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 30
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Comments7

  • orchidee

    Did ya blow up? Good to hear from ya today. You're still with us!
    I was concerned about a small tree stored in a basement. I said 'Will it die off down here?' Answer was 'No, it's an artificial tree!' Doh!

    • Goldfinch60

      No i am still with you.

      • orchidee

        Coeeee - good! You going to any more anniversaries this year? I read of a 700th anniversary. It seems Parliament was run from an estate near my home town, for a short while in 1319. I was probably an MP then. I had to open my move my lips, but.... you know the rest. They why it all went wrong from then on?

      • dusk arising

        I bet u never make that mistake if there are still presents around its base.

        • Goldfinch60

          The resents had been purloined already.

        • Michael Edwards

          A morning grin - no with electric ones you just use the plug (if the chain is long enough).

        • Neville

          oops... could have caused a watt err shortage..

          • Goldfinch60

            It surely could.

            • Neville

              it read well too

            • poetboy123

              Haha, nice piece Gold!

            • Tamara Beryl Latham - The Poet

              You're always a barrel of laughs Goldfinch. Enjoyable read. 🙂

              • Goldfinch60

                Creating laughter is so important, especially the ability to laugh at ourselves.

              • ANGELA & BRIAN

                THANKS UNCLE ANDY ~ Loved the Requiem & video ~ very haunting ! I love Indoor Plants ! As the sole occupant of my FLAT ~ I am the waterer the pruner & feeder ! Someone sent me a small living C TREE this year so I just water the pot not the FAIRY ~ Love the sting in the tail of your DROLL ODE ! Love & Blessings to Both of YOU ~
                Brian & Angela 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

                • Goldfinch60

                  Thank you A and B.
                  I have a couple of albums by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra - they are very good with the Classical/Heavy Rock combination.



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