So I start thinking

that the dog

has an Oedipal Complex.


My God!

I’m so bored

I started

psychoanalyzing a dog.


The dog wisely

ignores me

whenever I start to speak.


  • Claudelle DeLuna

    Great & super funny!
    Ignore the dog &
    keep writing!

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write.
    Dogs can always show what is good.

    • fuche_bu

      If the Dude (my dog) is my biggest critic, I'm in trouble. He usually leaves the room if I don't shut the door.

    • Michael Edwards

      My kind of poem - great write.

      • fuche_bu

        thank you for reading and commenting.

      • dusk arising

        Takes a good trainer to get a dog to this stage.

        • fuche_bu

          I want him to be true to himself even if that means he disses my poetry.

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