SCRATCH IT ?

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

There’s a hole in my quilt I must patch it.

There’s a hole in my sock I must darn it.

There’s a hole in my bum I must ..……!

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 11th, 2019 00:59
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    Thank you Michael, my first laugh of the day.

  • orchidee

    Oh lol M. And now a refined version. Sings: 'There's a hole in my bucket'.

    • Michael Edwards

      'Ah Soul' sung by R. Sole

      • orchidee

        Not many syllables in that.... 'Ah Soul'.

      • Neville

        where there's a will, there's a way..
        and
        where there's a whole, there's a wayward soul, with a pen and a brush and a.........

        • Michael Edwards

          Deep in the valley where the wild winds blow !

          • Neville

            ah yes.. beanz meanz fartz......

          • Lorna

            Not in public as mother used to say............ Oh I just adored your gorgeous black and white sketch...... what a wonder you are!

            • Michael Edwards

              It\'s a painting of The Old Red Cow - a pub in our local town. Painted in sepia. Thanks Lorna.

            • dusk arising

              Cheek!

              • Michael Edwards

                Blushing - or should I say flushing?

              • Laura🌻

                Michael,

                A good chuckle on a Friday night!

                I love your painting painted in sepia! Very effective!


                ~Laura~



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