ANDY HAD...

Michael Edwards

 

 

Andy had a nasty cold

his nose was very runny

and every time that Andy sneezed

he filled his lap with ‘honey’.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 10th, 2019 02:33
  • Comment from author about the poem: I posted the line drawing of this cartoon yesterday - same again today just to show what they are like once colour is added.
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    Thank you so much Michael for my first laugh of the day, much appreciated.

  • orchidee

    It's put me off me brekkie now! lol. And Miss Berles has hurled.

    • Michael Edwards

      Is she known as Hurley Burly ?

      • orchidee

        Yes lol. And I'm never eating honey again. I was just about to put some on my toast for brekkie. I thought 'Try honey instead of marmalade today' Erm, perhaps not!.

      • dusk arising

        Nice one.... i've decided to take up your challenge and post some of my own 'Mary had' ditties. Though they will be my first ever 18+ on here.
        This one is really funny, i'm not sure i can compete.

        • Michael Edwards

          I'm sure you can although this one isn't really 18+ - looking forward to them. Thanks dusk.

        • orchidee

          Oohh don't mind me. It's only Fido gets too keen sometimes! lol.

          • Michael Edwards

            Mary had a little dog
            Fido was its name
            And every time he did a poo
            Poor Mary got the blame.

            • orchidee

              Doh! lol.

            • Neville

              sweet.. nuff said.. N

            • Andrew Charles Forrest

              Great write Micheal love the pic
              Looks like little Andy got the day off school
              Woohoo!

              • Goldfinch60

                Not so much of the 'little' Andy Andrew, I can't see my lap for my stomach.

                • Andrew Charles Forrest

                  Sorry BIG Andy... How's the cold?



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