SECRET SANCTUARY
A secret shelter by design
whose function is primarily
providing unseen sanctuary
discretely hiding all that’s there
elasticated underwear.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
Offline) - Published: February 15th, 2019 01:23
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That sanctuary needs not to be a big as it used to be.
I've noticed that - I put it down to the cold weather.
Good write M - a bit swoony! lol.
It's those cross-your-heart underpants which lift and separate - they bring tears to the eyes.
Should I try them? You tried them?!
They will bring tears to your eyes Orchi - and for some reason the voice goes up a couple of octaves.
Such underwear ruined the public need for a certain product which had a wonderful catchy little 'buy me' phrase:-
Knacker laquer
"adds a lustre to your cluster"
ho-hum... keep smiling
Where do you buy it? Just got some new ones and, would you believe it, they have a button on the fly hole - now who in their right mind ever does it up? It's bad enough negotiating a zip let another button once you've penetrated (is that the right word?) the outer layer.
you just made me sully me incontinence pad, so ya did.... N
Do you dry them out on the line or use them as a sort of irrigation device for pot plants?
yes and no kinda, maybe
LOVE THE FIVE PARASOL FUN~GUYS !
Och MIKE mah wee Ladie ~ now yon weathers warrrm yer should be sportin' yon Kilt !
Nae undies tae throttle yon trewser snake or constrict yon boules ~ AMEN ~
Yer Auld Acquaintances BRIAN MCBRIAN & WEE
ANGIE MCPLASTICA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Big laugh - err no I've never worn a kilt or gone 'native' except on naturist beaches - err I think I'm giving too much away here.
Couple of new people on 'ere? Mr McBrian and Ms McPlastica! They fiends of Miss Berles? lol.
Where do they but their Macs from? Fiends ?
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