MORE 575 SMILES (2)

Michael Edwards

 

A surreal event

Out of body occurrence

Too much vindaloo

 

Save on laundry bills

Underpants can get dirty

Turn them inside out

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 20th, 2019 01:15
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    I do turn them inside out, once a week is more than enough!

    • Michael Edwards

      Don't you eat vindaloo? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

      • Goldfinch60

        Of course, that is why the toilet paper is in the 'fridge!

        • Michael Edwards

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        • orchidee

          Oh lol good writes M. I try to get them to save money too - add water to tipples. Dilute them, so they will last longer. No one does though. They only want to shoot me for it!

          • Michael Edwards

            Just bought some new rechargeable batteries to help save the planet - they were in non-disposable wrapping!! Durrrrr!!!

            • orchidee

              Oh no! You will have a pile of rubbish soon, if you have more of that wrapping!

            • Andrew Charles Forrest

              Thunderpants turn themselves inside out...
              Thank you AGAIN Mchael for the first belly laugh of the day
              Don't ever change!
              Andrew

              • Michael Edwards

                Thanks Andrew - another couple tomorrow.

                • Michael Edwards

                  It'll be Friday now - have to leave early in the morning and out all day.

                  • Andrew Charles Forrest

                    Have a great day Michael
                    I'll look in on Friday
                    Take care!

                  • Neville

                    The first one makes ya think... maybe too much .. the second makes ya stink, too much... nice one two sir... N ๐Ÿ™‚

                    • Michael Edwards

                      Aw - it will pass...! ๐Ÿค”

                      • Neville

                        ........................... ๐Ÿ™‚

                      • dusk arising

                        It was probably the occupier turning themselves inside out after a vindy-'loo' session which required the tilling of the soiled garment.
                        Fun.

                        • Michael Edwards

                          It was the sound of the peeling off of the garment which drew attention to this sad predicament.

                        • Fay Slimm.

                          Love the fun behind your 575 smiles - - another chuckle to last me all day my friend.

                          • Michael Edwards

                            And I've just had byriani - fingers crossed !!

                          • orchidee

                            Miss Berles have vindaloo?

                            • Michael Edwards

                              Lavenders blue dilly dilly
                              lavenders blue
                              if you are clogged
                              dilly dilly
                              try vindaloo!

                            • ANGELA & BRIAN

                              Thanks UNCLE MIKE : Love the mimimalist sketch almost LOWERY !

                              No 1. Avoid at all costs : give you the VIND ~ makes you go to the LOO !
                              No 2. A lady would never do that : always a spare pair in my handbag !

                              Thanks for caring & sharing :
                              Love through Poetry ANGELA ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก



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