MORE 575 SMILES (2)

Michael Edwards

 

A surreal event

Out of body occurrence

Too much vindaloo

 

Save on laundry bills

Underpants can get dirty

Turn them inside out

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 20th, 2019 01:15
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments8

  • Goldfinch60

    I do turn them inside out, once a week is more than enough!

    • Michael Edwards

      Don't you eat vindaloo? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

      • Goldfinch60

        Of course, that is why the toilet paper is in the 'fridge!

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      • orchidee

        Oh lol good writes M. I try to get them to save money too - add water to tipples. Dilute them, so they will last longer. No one does though. They only want to shoot me for it!

        • Michael Edwards

          Just bought some new rechargeable batteries to help save the planet - they were in non-disposable wrapping!! Durrrrr!!!

          • orchidee

            Oh no! You will have a pile of rubbish soon, if you have more of that wrapping!

          • Andrew Charles Forrest

            Thunderpants turn themselves inside out...
            Thank you AGAIN Mchael for the first belly laugh of the day
            Don't ever change!
            Andrew

            • Michael Edwards

              Thanks Andrew - another couple tomorrow.

              • Michael Edwards

                It'll be Friday now - have to leave early in the morning and out all day.

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              • Neville

                The first one makes ya think... maybe too much .. the second makes ya stink, too much... nice one two sir... N ๐Ÿ™‚

                • Michael Edwards

                  Aw - it will pass...! ๐Ÿค”

                  • Neville

                    ........................... ๐Ÿ™‚

                  • dusk arising

                    It was probably the occupier turning themselves inside out after a vindy-'loo' session which required the tilling of the soiled garment.
                    Fun.

                    • Michael Edwards

                      It was the sound of the peeling off of the garment which drew attention to this sad predicament.

                    • Fay Slimm.

                      Love the fun behind your 575 smiles - - another chuckle to last me all day my friend.

                      • Michael Edwards

                        And I've just had byriani - fingers crossed !!

                      • orchidee

                        Miss Berles have vindaloo?

                        • Michael Edwards

                          Lavenders blue dilly dilly
                          lavenders blue
                          if you are clogged
                          dilly dilly
                          try vindaloo!

                        • ANGELA & BRIAN

                          Thanks UNCLE MIKE : Love the mimimalist sketch almost LOWERY !

                          No 1. Avoid at all costs : give you the VIND ~ makes you go to the LOO !
                          No 2. A lady would never do that : always a spare pair in my handbag !

                          Thanks for caring & sharing :
                          Love through Poetry ANGELA ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก



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