GRANDDAD vs GRAVITY ! BRIAN & ANGELA

ANGELA & BRIAN

 

IM CONVINCED GRANDDADS GO-NA DROP THAT CUP ~ OOPS ! 

 

IM REALLY ~ really fed up droppin' fings

It drives me to depravity

Every single fing I touch 

Obeys ISAAC NEWTONS ~ Law of Gravity !

 

SIR ISAAC NEWTON ~ Scientist of renown 

HE invented GRAVITY

That  makes fings ~ keep on fallin'  down

Id love a CUP ~ that kept on fallin' up !

 

Before ISAAC NEWTON ~ GRAVITY no longer

Since he released the Genie

GRAVITY'S got stronger 

CURSE IT ~ Id love to reverse it !

 

Ever since I went ~ past Eighty-five

Im no longer chopsy

Im morose like Marleys Ghost

Ive developed DROPSY !

 

If I drop me book ~ while sitting in me chair

Why does it have to hit the floor 

And not just hover in the AIR_?

Especially cos I cant ~ pick it up no more !

 

I dont want no ~ OLD FOLKS OME

Prefer livin on me own

But I keep on droppin fings 

I wish my fings ad wings !

 

I dont go to TOWN no more

I ~ KEEP DROPPIN ON THE FLOOR !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments please ~ LOVE  B & A 🧡🧡🧡

 

GRANDDAD will be 90 this year and still lives on his own !

His DROPSY is getting worse ~ so we have confiscated all

his CHINA and replaced it with plastic !  He keeps on 

dropping his remote so we have bought him a stick with

a "pick up pincer" on the end !  I promised him I would

write a POEM on Gravity !  He is convinced that before

ISAAC NEWTON ~ invented GRAVITY  things just hovered

in space after you released them and the HIGH JUMP &

LONG JUMP records were infinite !  He loves the POEM !

  • Author: ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 21st, 2019 03:29
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 34
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Comments1

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write A and B, glad that your Granddad liked it.



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