Significant loan
Costly plastic surgery
What does she look like?
Flat pack furniture
Gobbledegook instructions
Grown men often cry
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Michael Edwards (
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Apologies for not posting or commenting yesterday - a busy day - anyway I'm back today.
Glad all is fine.
1. Don't understand why people have
plastic surgery unless there is a health problem.
2. My one claim to fame in my family is that I have never been to IKEA!
Two more good ones Michael.
There are cases where 'corrective' surgery is warranted but most cases are pure vanity - something I wouldn't countenance. I understand the instructions in flat pack furniture have improved of late but as with nearly instructions with any goods are still sadly wanting. Thanks Andy.
Oh I have to confess how I secretly love making flat pack furniture!
It’s because I got a D in craft at school.
It’s a bit like building Lego.
Awesome.
(That’s a quote from the Lego Movie- awesome)!
I have assembled it in the past - mostly for my children when they were first starting out with their new homes but not these days. I would rather write, paint, or garden these days. Even decorating which I used to enjoy I now sub out to the 'professionals'. Oh the joys of age.
Thanks Sylvia.
Well writing a poem is a different kind of awesome 😊
There must a poem there Sylvia:
I'll think about it - perhaps another 575.
A fine write Michael. I thought you was stuck in that building yesterday - the 'Fire Doors - Keep Closed' one?! Did Miss Berles hear the fire alarm and rescue you? Excuse me while I be sick - saw KK, Kim Kardashian, worse than KP, in a pic. Some would say swoony pic. I just retched!
They all look pretty awful to me - like caricatures of cartoons.
KP got on telly yet AGAIN, talking about something - any excuse to be seen!
No comment, M? (blank)
I had the hiccups. I used to appear on telly in my working days - usually on the court steps - was KP ever there?
Yes, probably, she gets in anywhere!
Excellent Michael
I do feel the second one
I winced at the first
Sorry could ressist the 575 response
Welcome back!
Last two tomorrow - thanks Andrew.
welcome back... a couple of good uns I see to celebrate with , cheers.... N
Yup - and two more tomorrow and then back to the serious stuff. Thanks Neville.
am so excited.... N
LOL @ gobbledegook instructions. I bought a set of timer plug ins on ebay... instructions the size of two postage stamps... hi-res scan and enlargement sorted it
Plastic surgery? I think i'lll just stay ugly rather than uglier..
And it extends to major suppliers. We bought a new Bosch washing machine a couple of weeks ago and trying to understand the instructions was the making of a PhD - as for the compartments and what goes in each section - well we still aren't entirely sure. So it's been hit and miss but the machine does seem to be working properly and we are pleased with it so we'll continue doing as we are doing.
I'm glad neither of us got into subject of baffling instructions for PC peripherals and software, that's where i become stupid. It all began when i bought a yamaha synthesiser and a music sequencer for the PC. Instructions on how to get them to communicate thru MIDI using hexadecimal 'stuff' made me moronic. An expensive headache which gathers dust in the music room.
Sounds like the world of fine art where artists give a meaningless statement - I simply refer to the artybollocks website and you can get gobbledegook for free to use - useful when writing a nonsense poem.
Plastic Surgery- vanity, unless as you say warranted
Flat pack furniture gives a commoner a sense of completion
Enjoyed
Just had a thought - how about flat pack surgery - we could do it ourselves - imagine the instruction leaflet.
Oh MIchael -- that flt-pack haiku had me nodding my head in agreement and as for vanity-surgery - well those who have too much cash find it useful perhaps - - methinks the inside core of the heart never needs beauty treatment from any other than self.
i wonder when they'll be seeking a brain transplant - but to transplant usually implies replacement - what if they have no brain to start with - oh such vexed questions.
THANKS NOS ONCLE MIKE ! Love the androgenous sillhoette !
No 1. You cant improve on nature ~ ask Dolly Parton !
No 2. Flat pack = Plat flack !
Thanks for sharing ~
Mas manana por favor ~
BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Thanks A&B Dolly Parton and flat packs don't seem to go together somehow. lol 🙃
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