A MIRTH OF INSIGHTFUL MONOSTICHS

Michael Edwards

 

 

A MIRTH OF INSIGHTFUL MONOSTICHS

 

 

A tomato has many pips.

 

A prune unstoned can break a tooth.

 

A wet kiss is better than a dry kipper.

 

If you kiss in the rain expect to get wet.

 

Pilchards don’t swim in tins.

 

A dog’s bark doesn’t grow on trees.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 27th, 2019 01:43
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  • Goldfinch60

    Some clever and humorous one liners there Michael.

    In the Methodist Church if the preacher does not arrive the Stewards of the Church are expected to take the Service. I was a Steward for ten years in our Church but luckily the Preachers always turned up. I have taken Services though in our Church and I even did a Service for the Sea Cadets at the National Memorial Arboretum at Alrewas.

  • orchidee

    A mirthful write and pic Michael.

    • Michael Edwards

      Ta muchly Orchi.

      • orchidee

        Miss Berles mirthy, or mardy (grumpy)?

      • Fay Slimm.

        Love the way you use words to make readers chuckle - the title gave me a smile and what follows is without doubt mirthful my friend- - - a great first read of my morning and am still giggling at your clever cartoon.

        • Michael Edwards

          Bless you Fay - I like the kipper one best - anything totally bonkers appeals and can have me in stitches - I'm the worlds worst giggler (which can be a tad embarrassing sometimes).

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          Morning Uncle Mike ! We loved the Cartoon ! In Evangelical Circles the Elders rae always prepraed to give "A Word for the Lord" should the appointed Speaker not materialise !
          The mustaches demand a riposte !
          1. To market to market with my Uncle Jim
          Some numbskull thre a tamata at 'im
          Tamatas are soft while they're still in thier skin
          But this bu88er killed 'im it was ina TIN !
          memories of Crocidile Dundee ???
          2. Never leave a STONE unpruned !
          3. I never sleep with a Lady with dry skin !
          4. We only SING in the Rain ~ We kiss in the Sun !
          5. Milk now comes in TETRAPACKS not GLASS or PLASTIC to save the Planet
          6. Fido ~ Orchiis Dog ~ resembles His Master ~ His BARK is worse than his BITE (HOVEN)
          Thanks for sharing it sharpens the BRAIN !
          Blessings & Love ~ BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡

          • Michael Edwards

            Brill response - you'll end up as daft as me so do take care both.

          • orchidee

            Gasp! Another evening already. Shall we duet? 'Some enchanted evening....''?! Bit old, originally from 1949 I see. Then again, I saw stuff from 1980's in an Antique Show.

            • Michael Edwards

              Who on earth is N Chanted? Some of the presenters on the Antiques road show are antiques.
              Hey - Just a thought - as we were around in 1066 are we worth a lot of money - should we be put in an auction? Do we have makers marks stamped on our bums?

              • orchidee

                Maybe Norma, or Nigel, Chanted. Yes, we're antiques. Did you ever go to an Antiques Show like I did, and didn't get home again, cos the dealers installed you as one of the exhibits?

                • Michael Edwards

                  I was put on an easel and framed.

                • dusk arising

                  A word in your ear..... "drum".

                • Neville

                  there is a merriment here and true.. more than worthy of my several guffaws.......Neville

                  • Michael Edwards

                    A bit of madness - cheers Neville.



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