Mary bought some ex-lax
but it really was a farce
instead of taking it with milk
she stuffed it up her arse.
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Although you shake with all your might
there always seems to me to be
another drip within the pipe.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A couple which will set Fido off - clearing out some shorties from the collection which haven't been published here before. Have a smiling Monday.
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Good fun writes Michael, keep them coming.
Probably serious tomorrow (cartoon apart that is).
Yes must have the cartoon - or a fine abstract?
Cartoons for the next couple of weeks but I'm working on some semi-abstracts at the moment so these will follow.
The first of these is damn funny.. the second, damn busting and infuriating too .... I needed a chuckle this mane.. cheers Michael... N
Cheers Neville - hope Orchidee has Fido under control.
yes indeed.... 🙂
Oh lol, fun writes Michael. Fido will bark at me if I enquire further into the second one. He told me it's the water pipe in the garden.
Well of course it refers to the hose pipe - what else could it refer to?
Miss B is good at shaking it.- or so I'm told!
Good laugh, filth of course.
Dad always said a bit of dirt never hurt anyone but I'm not sure he had this in mind. Cheers Dusk
THANKS UNCLE MIKE : Cartoon very DROLL
Poem 1. Very ENAMATIC
Poem 2. A ping in the tail !
Love through odd odes
Your turn on the (CON)FUSION carousel
ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡
And the older you get more pings you get - thanks A&B
Hi Michael
Good write. That certainly has made my Monday start with a bang!
Keep writing Fine B.
A Monday blast eh what - Thanks FB
Poor Mary gets everything wrong and today she gave me a needed giggle - another spot on sketch of life as it is Michael.
That Mary - she is quite contrary and the way she treats her lamb - well.....!
Thanks Fay.
How's that evening M? I was battling a (short) hail storm on a ramble/Ram Berle. Not the best day for it, but Ram wanted to go out. I could have stayed a few minutes more in a semi-rural church that was open until worst of storm passed.
Been calm here - but turning quite cold.
Humor for a Monday, with a cartoon and two funny shorties. Got us laughing to start the day, as we are snowbound and will be inside for quite a while. What will Tuesday bring? Thanks for the chuckles. - Phil A.
Hopefully it helped to warm you a bit - thanks Phil.
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