MOPPING UP

Michael Edwards

 

 

Mary bought some ex-lax

but it really was a farce

instead of taking it with milk

she stuffed it up her arse.

-

Although you shake with all your might

there always seems to me to be

another drip within the pipe.

 

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 4th, 2019 01:17
  • Comment from author about the poem: A couple which will set Fido off - clearing out some shorties from the collection which haven't been published here before. Have a smiling Monday.
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Comments9

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun writes Michael, keep them coming.

    • Michael Edwards

      Probably serious tomorrow (cartoon apart that is).

      • Goldfinch60

        Yes must have the cartoon - or a fine abstract?

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      • Neville

        The first of these is damn funny.. the second, damn busting and infuriating too .... I needed a chuckle this mane.. cheers Michael... N

        • Michael Edwards

          Cheers Neville - hope Orchidee has Fido under control.

          • Neville

            yes indeed.... 🙂

          • orchidee

            Oh lol, fun writes Michael. Fido will bark at me if I enquire further into the second one. He told me it's the water pipe in the garden.

            • Michael Edwards

              Well of course it refers to the hose pipe - what else could it refer to?
              Miss B is good at shaking it.- or so I'm told!

            • dusk arising

              Good laugh, filth of course.

              • Michael Edwards

                Dad always said a bit of dirt never hurt anyone but I'm not sure he had this in mind. Cheers Dusk

              • ANGELA & BRIAN

                THANKS UNCLE MIKE : Cartoon very DROLL
                Poem 1. Very ENAMATIC
                Poem 2. A ping in the tail !

                Love through odd odes
                Your turn on the (CON)FUSION carousel
                ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡

                • Michael Edwards

                  And the older you get more pings you get - thanks A&B

                • FineB

                  Hi Michael

                  Good write. That certainly has made my Monday start with a bang!

                  Keep writing Fine B.

                • Fay Slimm.

                  Poor Mary gets everything wrong and today she gave me a needed giggle - another spot on sketch of life as it is Michael.

                  • Michael Edwards

                    That Mary - she is quite contrary and the way she treats her lamb - well.....!
                    Thanks Fay.

                  • orchidee

                    How's that evening M? I was battling a (short) hail storm on a ramble/Ram Berle. Not the best day for it, but Ram wanted to go out. I could have stayed a few minutes more in a semi-rural church that was open until worst of storm passed.

                    • Michael Edwards

                      Been calm here - but turning quite cold.

                    • MendedFences27

                      Humor for a Monday, with a cartoon and two funny shorties. Got us laughing to start the day, as we are snowbound and will be inside for quite a while. What will Tuesday bring? Thanks for the chuckles. - Phil A.

                      • Michael Edwards

                        Hopefully it helped to warm you a bit - thanks Phil.



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