LIMERICK 58

Michael Edwards

 

 

There was an old man called Gabriel

whose appearance was really quite anal:

he constantly wore

his hair to the floor

and his trouser tops north of his navel.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 10th, 2019 00:24
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments9

  • Goldfinch60

    Good one Michael.

    Good cartoon as well.

  • orchidee

    A fine write and pic M.

    • Michael Edwards

      Tanku muchly O

      • orchidee

        Bit of French there - tanku?!

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      • ANGELA & BRIAN

        Top o' the Mornin' UNCLE MIKE Me Boyo !

        WE have an Uncle called MIKE
        Who was very proud o' his BIKE
        His brakes failed on day
        As he sailed on his way
        And His BUM ended up on a SPIKE !

        Thanks for CARTOON & LIM

        Blessings & Love for Sunday
        BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡

        • Michael Edwards

          Ha

          A strange old cove called Mike
          went out for a ride on his bike
          but he went berserk
          when his brakes failed to work
          cos he had to get off and hike

        • JaydeVictoria

          I really enjoy limericks although I am no good at writing them!
          Very entertaining write and picture to match

        • Neville

          very good indeed sir...

        • orchidee

          Miss Berles know any limericks? Or Mr Berle-Ington?

          • Michael Edwards

            Miss Berles lived in an old tin hut
            And one day the wind slammed the door shut
            But she didn’t look out
            And boy did she shout
            When the handle went right up her butt

            • orchidee

              Oh lol, did she swoon?!

            • Fay Slimm.

              You are a marvel with limericks my friend. A loud giggle too after viewing your sketch.

              • Michael Edwards

                I do like a good limerick and they don't always have to be 'rude'. (But I like them when they are)

              • FineB

                Hello Michael,

                That was good.

                You've certainly brought a smile to my face on this cold blustery day!

                Keep writing FineB!

                • Michael Edwards

                  Hope it helped warm you up. Thanks FB

                • Suresh

                  I got a bro
                  Who's no pro
                  Goes fishing at the hole
                  With worms, but no pole

                  Poor try
                  You're too good



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