LIMERICK 58

Michael Edwards

 

 

There was an old man called Gabriel

whose appearance was really quite anal:

he constantly wore

his hair to the floor

and his trouser tops north of his navel.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 10th, 2019 00:24
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    Good one Michael.

    Good cartoon as well.

  • orchidee

    A fine write and pic M.

    • Michael Edwards

      Tanku muchly O

      • orchidee

        Bit of French there - tanku?!

        • Michael Edwards

          Thought it was a Japanese armoured vehicle.

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          Top o' the Mornin' UNCLE MIKE Me Boyo !

          WE have an Uncle called MIKE
          Who was very proud o' his BIKE
          His brakes failed on day
          As he sailed on his way
          And His BUM ended up on a SPIKE !

          Thanks for CARTOON & LIM

          Blessings & Love for Sunday
          BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡

          • Michael Edwards

            Ha

            A strange old cove called Mike
            went out for a ride on his bike
            but he went berserk
            when his brakes failed to work
            cos he had to get off and hike

          • JaydeVictoria

            I really enjoy limericks although I am no good at writing them!
            Very entertaining write and picture to match

          • Neville

            very good indeed sir...

          • orchidee

            Miss Berles know any limericks? Or Mr Berle-Ington?

            • Michael Edwards

              Miss Berles lived in an old tin hut
              And one day the wind slammed the door shut
              But she didn’t look out
              And boy did she shout
              When the handle went right up her butt

              • orchidee

                Oh lol, did she swoon?!

              • Fay Slimm.

                You are a marvel with limericks my friend. A loud giggle too after viewing your sketch.

                • Michael Edwards

                  I do like a good limerick and they don't always have to be 'rude'. (But I like them when they are)

                • FineB

                  Hello Michael,

                  That was good.

                  You've certainly brought a smile to my face on this cold blustery day!

                  Keep writing FineB!

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Hope it helped warm you up. Thanks FB

                  • Suresh

                    I got a bro
                    Who's no pro
                    Goes fishing at the hole
                    With worms, but no pole

                    Poor try
                    You're too good



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