There was a young lass called Meg
who mistakenly sat on an egg
but the weight of her bum
caused the shell to succumb
and the yolk ran all down her leg.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Oh lol good write and pic M. In one church (men in suits, not robes), there were some back rooms. Some men were actually ironing clothes ready for the service. The cartoon is not so far-fetched! lol. Not heard of Meg Berles. Was it her?
Her brother lives on a demolition site - Rub Berles - know him?
Well I do now! We know Ram Berles too. And now me next poem - 'Snooker is just a load of Berles' - Woof! Have to mark it 18+ says Fido.
Good one Michael, the yolk is on her!
Those cassocks need a great deal of ironing.
Yes you have to work flat out.😁
What a mess for young Meg....and . the sketch is so funny -wonder whether that happens ........... ha ha
Not sure it really happens in church but it happen on cricket pitches at the crease. lol
There was a Young Poet called STEVE
Who wore his GOD on his SLEEVE
Each day with some PSALMS
And Poem about PALMS
And a JOKE about ADAM & EVE !
Thanks for Cartoon Uncle Mike
No dubt a very pressing Sermon !
Love the LIM ~ Nothing worse than
a Shell bursting under ones derierre !
Please check our FUSION on SEASONS
VIVALDIS AUTUMN now playing ~ OK
Blessing for every Season
BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Great lim and thanks for the comment B&A
nice picture and fine limerick
Thanks f_b
A mental picture suddenly flikkers
of egg yolk all over her knickers
and the yolk down the leg
of lovely young Meg
brought a race to everyone's tikkers
Good one - gave me a grin dusk.
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