DEFINITIONS (2)
THE HANGMAN
Must always perform with gravity
or there’d be no need for a cavity.
The Heathen
A person who has the sense to be
a believer in only the things he can see.
History
Some revel in history even though
it’s all about fools who lived long ago
Humanity
Consisting of all the human race members
but excluding poets and funeral directors
A JESTER
in olden times a fool in weird garments
in modern times a member of parliament.
Murder
To create a vacancy in the human race
without a successor for the vacant place.
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Michael Edwards (
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"Humanity" and "A Jester" are my favorite.
"Murder" is also quite clever.
These are really nice, Michael!
Strong with this one, Innovation is. - "Master Yoda"
Thanks Nicholas - quite like Jester myself especially in light of the incompetent arrogant pompous displays this week in The British Parliament. You would never believe the vote was in favour of leaving the EU in order to regain sovereignty .
Good ones there Michael, as you probably realise my favourite is the Jester as it tells the real truth.
And mine as per my comments to Nicholas.
Loud applause for your really witty posting - - love the one about Jesters.
After this last week if you don't laugh at the jesters you'd want to make a voluntary appointment with the hangman.
Fine writes and pic Michael. But yes, who said poets were human?! heehee.
When will we see the Oxford Edwards Dictionary?
COMPOSER
A Mao Tse Tung follower
seen in all the right places
COMPOSER
Gets it all together
then lets it all out.
Well according to the little red book anyway.
Cheers dusk.
HI UNCLE MIKE : Hope you are not in bed ! Its 10 am Sunday Morning here CHURCH @ 11 am ! Love the cartoon ! A PLUMPKIN PIE ? When Brian & I go to VICARS & TARTS Parties : Brian looks DIVINE in His DOG COLLAR (not S & M) but I look a bit underdresed in my MICRO & FISHNETS ! Brian and I decided to send some ripostes to your daffy definitions !
1. No excuse for a Loose Noose !
2. Evangelical Christians : Those who have NOT seen and
yet stiil continue to believe !
3. In retrospect we will all be Fools of Our Age !
4. A POET is a MAN with his HEAD in the CLOUDS
An UNDERTAKER is a MAN with the DEAD in their SHROUDS !
5. Really MIKE ! Its rude to castigate JACOB REES MOGG
6. Alas MIKE with population explosion for every Murder
there are at least 10,000 live births !
Thank for sharing always a LAFF
Blessings & Love : A & B 🧡🧡🧡🧡
You've not seen me in my fishnets. Love your ripostes - thanks so much for taking the time to reply with such humour. All the best to the both of you.
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