The best thoughts
The best words
Always come
When having a turd
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Author:
Poetic Dan (
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- Comment from author about the poem: The other day my son accused me of gaming on my phone when on the toilet, I was actually writing poetry and this was my response. I told him I'll even post that one, so here it is without my turd ;)
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Very funny indeed what happened to the starter and main courses.... N
Gone with the wind my friend!
Ha ha...........
Thanks for the chuckle at you being found by your son and writing with trousers down Dan - - ha ha
My pleasure, although I must admit I am awful and never close the door lol
Hope you caught yesterdays post in thoughts of your wonderful writing on betrayal. No matter if not, still thank you kindly for popping in 😉
Swoon! lol. There's an advert, making out as though 'celebs' are super-human, and to go to the loo is an inconvenience (pun there - doh!) for them. Half of them are made of wood anyway. lol.
Well I think we are a bit super don't you? lol
If not my a great lumberjack!
Yes lol. But that advert was so pompous, as if 'celebs' didn't have bodily functions, and are so luvvy. Well, they don't, if they're made of wood, I suppose - their acting, that is! lol.
You said it. So many times I've cracked out my phone to write something whilst also trying to hold the cabinet for support!
That was great! Thank you so much for the giggle
Anytime, Dan! Except for when I'm poopin'.
I'm pleased to tell you
That this poetic lump
Is at his most creative
Whilst having a dump!
Though i may be well dressed
And looking quite dapper
I'll be deep in my thoughts
Whilst sat on the crapper.
My finest words
Have been carefully honed
When my fat hairy arse
Is suitably enthroned.
Look what your poetry brings out in me. .... crap of course.
That was so crap I just had to clap at the end, this must of been what they ment by me being a s#*t stirrer.
Well I tried but your style is smooth...
That is so true, so many thoughts come to me while sitting on the toilet, I have a notepad in there nowadays.
Brilliant! Glad it's place we all go 😉
Good result - flushed with success.
Hahaha, brilliant! Thank you Good sir
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