The design of the body by thoughtful degree
puts the willy in front so it’s easy to pee.
The opposite concept applies to the bum
to protect the nose from the worst of the hum.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I've marked it 18 plus to encourage anyone under 18 to read it. And to stop Fido from barking of course.
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Thank you Michael for my first laugh of the day, most grateful.
The way the colours are shown on your artwork intrigue me.
It's great fun painting these. I've got someone coming to view them on Monday so maybe my first sale in this 'style'.
Ha ha - -- this post woke me up right enough --smiling as I say thanks for my first chuckle today Mike. - - ooooh latest your artwork scintillates with colour.
Thank goodness they aren't the other way round - men would need a mirror to see what's going on. lol
Oh lol, good write Michael. Fido knows too. Be difficult if the other way round! You a millionaire with all those credit cards used?
I've gone and cut notches in them to get the effect above but they don't work with notches in so - no - I'm not rich.
You using the same credit card, or different one for each picture? I was afraid to go to an Antiques Show. They may have installed me in the Fossils section, thinking they had found an exhibit that they had lost. Eh?!
They could paint you with chalk paint and call you shabby chic.
Michael,
I’ll have to agree with the other comments! This did make me laugh 😆!
Love the abstract!
How much are you asking for it?
~Laura~
Pleased it gave you laugh - it is a favourite of mine as well.
As for the picture it's a small work being approx 12ins square including a mount (ie 12ins glass size). My normal ex-studio price including frame would be approx. £75.00 sterling - it's not yet framed so without the frame but including a mount it would be £45.00.
I would love the set...with frames!
It ca always be organised but preferably without frames. I am always wary of sending frames overseas as there is the potential for breakages (especially the glass) and the weight significantly increases shipping.
Ok, whatever way you think is best! DM me with the details! Thank you!
Will do Laura - will check out postage costs and get back to you - probably late tomorrow (UK time) - thanks so much for your interest..
Great! Have a wonderful evening!😊
I don't know how you come up with this stuff, but it's amazing.
Also, I want to see Fido.
I've simply got a very strange mind - if you want to see Fido best ask Orchidee.
VERY DROLL UNCLE MICHEAL : The GOOD BOOK says we are WONDERFULLY (up to 60) and FEARFULLY (after 60) MADE ! Its the same with the NOSE ! If it was orirtated through 180 degress (turned upside down !) every time it rained you'd fill with water and every time you sneezed you'd blow your hat off ! I (ANGELA) have an MSc in Human Anatomy !
Love the abstract abstract !
Blessings & Joy
ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Please check The Periodic Table : Thanks
So so pleased my nose points down - now there must be a poem there somewhere.
Cooeeee M! A good evening for you?!
Not long been in and haven't opened the gin bottle yet - but plenty of time.
Many a true word, written in jest and all that jazz.... an anatomically accurate little wimsey and I aint talkin appendage so get down Shep... sorry Fido.......... Neville
Tongue in cheek but if I were redesigning I give man a hollow tail instead of a bum - that way the hum would be even further away. Just a thought!
indeed...........
For the bum so placed
it was surely an art
to enable a retreat
as we craftily fart
for those silent but deadly ones
i've a trick that's new
i cunningly release them
in the check-out queue
Cheers dusk - love the ditties.
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