Lavender’s blue dilly dilly
lavender’s blue
if you are clogged
dilly dilly
try vindaloo!
Lavender’s blue dilly dilly
lavender’s blue
wish it was numb
dilly dilly
must scratch my bum.
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Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: The first one was comes from a comment against another posting - thought I'd pop in the gallery as I'm running short of material.
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Toilet paper in the 'fridge again eh?
My first laugh of the day Michael, thank you.
Fabulous artwork.
Pleasures all mine - thanks Andy
Oh lol, lavender laughs and good pic Michael!
Do you ever have kinky pink laughs? Miss Berles does.
Miss Berles make us swoon? That Bram Berles attacked me again, near the same place on a ramble. Couldn't get away. I threw him aside after he got his claws (thorns) in me ankles. Arrggh!
I'm laughing but not sure what at! I guess we all have to give that bum a scratch... Hahaha thanks for that!
I often laugh at nothing - nothing can be very funny. Cheers PD
Am wordless with giggle here Michael - - - where on earth do they come from these funny ditties - I am hopeless at wit yet love to read it.
I'll try to keep them coming - I promise.
Thanks UNCLE MIKE for raising the Laughter Tone of MPS ~ especially as BREXIT has now reached the EXIT without a Paddle. Next week "Over the waterfall !"
Please check "I luv me Mudder" by BZ !
Blessings & Harmony
ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡
You can't beat a good laugh - thanks A&B
Reminds me of "Lavender Blue" by Sammy Turner. What the hay is vindaloo? I assumed some kind of drain clearer. Wait, . . .now I get it, just an unclogger. I guess I'm the "numb" one. Good chuckle though. Had fun with it. - Phil A.
Vindaloo = one of the strongest curries - but I guess you know that. It's certainly likely to give you the hot runs - pleased it gave you a smile.
dilly dilly
Don't dilly dally - could be caught short lol.
there is a time and a place for everything.. pop a poppadom on for now and see how it goes ya silly billy dilly dilly ........... phall ing that try a madras........ N
We could have a chapati party and sing the Poppadom song to the tune of William Tell:
poppadom poppadom poppadom dom dom
poppadom poppadom poppadom dom dom
poppadom poppadom poppadom dom dom
Poppadom poppadom dom dom
go on korma bluff and make my day...
Already have - I missed a dom off each line - I wonder if Orchi's got them.
maybe..
Bloke at the next table sent his meal back.... five minutes later they tried to serve the same meal to me.... oh well i thought.... what goes around - comes around..... "Thats Kharma" i said..... "no boss, it's Korma" said the waiter
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