There was an old man from Guadeloupe
who added Viagra to his soup
now the flavour was poor
but he suffered no more
from the awful affliction of Guadeloupe droop.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Thank you Michael for my first laugh of the day.
I do like the series of trees that you have been putting on with your poems, they are wonderfully stark in their nature.
Thanks Andy - this is the last of the current batch and they are all now mounted (unframed) and wrapped in cellophane ready for open studios in May. Off the framers yet again this morning - so far this year I have done exceptionally well in sales with 12 already changed hands and more in the pipeline.
That is great Michael, another couple of bottles of Gin into your collection no doubt.
Just bought some Blood Orange gin - lovely.
Fantastic! Always inspirational thank you
My pleasure - thanks Dan
You returned - and I've swooned! Should Fido bark at this?! lol.
If he can 'raise' a bark.
Entertaining Michael, both forms of art.
Thanks so much Suresh - I'm running out of art work although poetry stocks are rising.
This is not funny.. this is very serious, seriously funny.... Neville
Thanks Neville - when I wrote it i unlaughed hilariously.
understandable
Am giggling at this - thought that potion was the cat's whiskers for undroopiness Michael..........
It should be very good - It stands up to all the tests. ✔
Thank you for a good laugh on my first read of the day.
Nice to have a chuckalot ent it.
There was a young POET called EDWARDS
Who causeously made his way BEDWARDS
He slipped on the Mat and fell flat on his Hat
And now he has hair like the JEDWARDS !
HI MON ONCLE MIKE ! Love the minimalist drawing
and the very droll Limerick ! Must remember not to
dring too much (Dutch Courage) @ Our Wedding !
Brewers DROOP is a Wedding Night ~ POOP !
Love Peace & Joy
BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Ah Mon Oncle - Jaques Tati - one of my all time favourites. I'm in very minimalist mode today - just commented about Bedwards against your posting today . Some drink too much on purpose - but not me!! Well I do but I didn't on my wedding night!
Michael,
Great artwork and
a hilarious write!
That Blood Orange gin
sounds divine!
Cin Cin...
Maestro!
~Laura~
Thanks Laura - please believe me it sure is but I still prefer Sloe gin - it's the tops!!
Fido did not bark - he read it as Niagara. Can't see much harm in a waterfall, he said. You got the gin out?!
Only falls get it wrong - surely Fido is not a fall.
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