CONFUSIUS HE SAY ~ RULES ONLY MADE TO BE BLOKEN !
IN KERALA INDIA ~ fancy that ~ theres 15% tax on foody FAT
Donuts ~ Pizzas ~ Burgers ~ Greasy stuff like that !
In JAPAN you must be slim & trim to stay alive
Thirty-three waist for MEN ~ for WOMEN ~ thirty-five
Sumo Wrestlers so unkempt ~ very FAT ~ so theyre exempt !
Singing in CANADA : If you sing on Radio or on the TV
20% of Singers are home grown : Not from Nashville Tennessee !
In SINGAPORE the Yanks are glum
Cos they have outlawed ~ CHEWING GUM !
In SAINT MARKS VENICE ~ The pigeons must NOT be fed
They never POO in the PORTALOO ~ The POO on Buildings instead !
Prolonged kisses for your lover in Stations in UK
It is now prohibited ~ so the Station Notice say
The Station Master is to blame ~ He think somebody miss the TRAIN !
SO when you*re on your HOLIDAYS
Be careful what you do
You might end up in the CITY JAIL
Or you might end up in the STEW !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love A & B 🧡🧡🧡
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A fine write B&A.
Not an original from me, but why the 'law' of Fire Doors saying 'Keep closed at all times?' How we gonna get out if there is a fire?!
GRACIAS UNCLE STEVE ~ Thanks for your comment very droll !
Blessings to You and a LEASH for FIDO
Love in the SPIRIT ~ A & B 🧡🧡🧡🧡 ~~~~~ 🧡
Or 'Fire Exit' - can fire read?
Well, my dog Fido can. Dunno if fire can read!
In Luxembourg,
so i have heard
trains never run on Sundays
it's not religion
but the fear of pigeons
who are off the rails by mondays
Thanks for your comment DA ~ very interesting ! Confusious he say *Every Pigeon must have his DAY !*
Blessings & Peace & Joy
Yours ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡
The best smile today came after reading these laws made for breaking dear duo - - confusion reigns in every community but what a shame not to be able to kiss your lover more than once on railway stations - - - the ones who are paid to count how many I blame. Wonderful fun-read and thank you. xx
THANKS FAY : ANGELA HERE : 8am Tuesday Morning : Just checking MPS before I go to WORK ! Pleased you liked our little compilation of SILLY Rules & Regulations ! I guess that is one of many reasons why Poeple voted for BREXIT. Pleased it brought a smile to your lovely face ! We keep looking for NEW SUBJECTS for Poems : OLD THINGS tomorrow : We plan ahead for our COLLABORATIONS. We are running a NEW FUSION on FAVOURITE METALS : Please visit and add one : There are over 90 to choose from : OK
Blessings & Peace & Love
Yours as always ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Rules can be invented to be broken as some are so ridiculous.
Here are the real rules of cricket:
The Rules of Cricket.
Andy Brister ( Goldfinch60) – May 2015
They walk to the wicket with confidence,
The first two of the side,
Who is in.
Surrounded by the eleven in the field,
Who are out.
The two carry bats,
The men are covered in pads and masks,
Because once they are in,
They don’t want to be out.
The first batter in faces a ball from the bowler,
Who is out.
The batter who is in,
Misses the ball,
Which hits the stumps;
So he is no longer in,
He is out.
He walks from the field
And is passed by another man,
Who is now in.
Once the team that come in,
Have ten men come in,
And go out,
They then become
The team that is out.
And the team that was out,
Become the team
That is now in.
The game then restarts
With the team that was in,
Out.
And the team that was out,
In.
Until ten of the men
From the team that were out,
And are now in,
Are both in and out.
Then the team that was in,
And became out,
Are now in again.
And the team that was out,
And then came in,
Are now out again.
The team that were out,
And then in,
And then out again,
Now become the team,
That is in again.
And the team that was in.
And then out,
Then in again,
Now become the team
That is out.
Then the team that is in,
Become the team that is out,
Both teams are then out.
Simples!
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