A GLASS HALF EMPTY OR A GLASS HALF FULL.

Michael Edwards

 

 

A GLASS HALF EMPTY OR A GLASS HALF FULL.

 

 

Whether it’s flat or full of fizz

it matters not whatever it is.

Do you know what?  -   If it’s alcohol

just give me the glass and I’ll drink it all.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 23rd, 2019 01:11
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    If the glass is half full
    You have been cheated,
    If the glass is half empty
    You have drunk some.

    Mine's a Rioja please Michael - a full glass please.

  • orchidee

    A fine write and pic M. I wondered why I'm always thirsty. I keep drinking the empty half of the glass. Doh!

    • Michael Edwards

      If you pour away the empty half you can get to the full half easily - just place glass against lips and tilt (the glass that is - not yourself).

      • orchidee

        Ahh good. You seen that Laurel & Hardy's scene? They share a drink, but Laurel goes first, and drinks it all. He says: 'I couldn't help it; my half of the drink was on the bottom half of the glass!'

      • dusk arising

        Sod the glass, pass me the bottle.

        And I agree with Goldfinch.

        • Michael Edwards

          Ah but is the bottle half full? If so which half?

        • FineB

          Hi Michael,

          A lovely poem and a pretty picture too.

          I'll take my glass half full with a nice glass of German white wine or the finest Prosecco.

          Keep writing Fine B

          • Michael Edwards

            And mines red - we could drink the cellar dry.

          • Neville

            I'll drink to that, although I rarely partake, this little creative shot is intoxicatingly well rhymed .... Neville

          • Fay Slimm.

            Cheers for this al-co-holic fun-write Mike - - - er - - hic - that was nice.

          • ANGELA & BRIAN

            THANKS UNCLE MIKE ~ Love the patio set ~ My Mum has similar inherited from a Friend who has just gone to the *Big Patio in the SKY !* When it comes to WINE it has to be RIOJA to keep Angelas PAPA in a Job ! He has a big wedding to pay for next Easter ! The only time we have *A Glass Half Full* is when weve drunk half ! Thanks for sharing ! Im on my BALCONY enjoying a Glass of Vino Tinto ~ I have Glass (sorry Class) this Evening !

            Blessings & Peace & Joy
            Yours as always ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡

            • Michael Edwards

              Cheers - you're a glass act to be sure. Enjoy as they say!!

            • Suresh

              ....well this would get me start drinking again, and I'm so drunk, I only see the top half full

              Entertaining as usual, along with all the comments, including L&H skits.

              • Michael Edwards

                Come and share a bottle - where are you - are you too far away?

                Oh that's a shame - I'll have to drink it all myself.

              • Poetic Dan

                To early for me but a fabulously read indeed, if I drink it will be from a fountain 😉

                • Michael Edwards

                  Fountains of wine - now where's my bucket?



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