A GLASS HALF EMPTY OR A GLASS HALF FULL.
Whether it’s flat or full of fizz
it matters not whatever it is.
Do you know what? - If it’s alcohol
just give me the glass and I’ll drink it all.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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If the glass is half full
You have been cheated,
If the glass is half empty
You have drunk some.
Mine's a Rioja please Michael - a full glass please.
I'll drink to that!!
A fine write and pic M. I wondered why I'm always thirsty. I keep drinking the empty half of the glass. Doh!
If you pour away the empty half you can get to the full half easily - just place glass against lips and tilt (the glass that is - not yourself).
Ahh good. You seen that Laurel & Hardy's scene? They share a drink, but Laurel goes first, and drinks it all. He says: 'I couldn't help it; my half of the drink was on the bottom half of the glass!'
Sod the glass, pass me the bottle.
And I agree with Goldfinch.
Ah but is the bottle half full? If so which half?
Hi Michael,
A lovely poem and a pretty picture too.
I'll take my glass half full with a nice glass of German white wine or the finest Prosecco.
Keep writing Fine B
And mines red - we could drink the cellar dry.
I'll drink to that, although I rarely partake, this little creative shot is intoxicatingly well rhymed .... Neville
The words just poured out.
Cheers for this al-co-holic fun-write Mike - - - er - - hic - that was nice.
Thankth your hicciness.
THANKS UNCLE MIKE ~ Love the patio set ~ My Mum has similar inherited from a Friend who has just gone to the *Big Patio in the SKY !* When it comes to WINE it has to be RIOJA to keep Angelas PAPA in a Job ! He has a big wedding to pay for next Easter ! The only time we have *A Glass Half Full* is when weve drunk half ! Thanks for sharing ! Im on my BALCONY enjoying a Glass of Vino Tinto ~ I have Glass (sorry Class) this Evening !
Blessings & Peace & Joy
Yours as always ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Cheers - you're a glass act to be sure. Enjoy as they say!!
....well this would get me start drinking again, and I'm so drunk, I only see the top half full
Entertaining as usual, along with all the comments, including L&H skits.
Come and share a bottle - where are you - are you too far away?
Oh that's a shame - I'll have to drink it all myself.
To early for me but a fabulously read indeed, if I drink it will be from a fountain 😉
Fountains of wine - now where's my bucket?
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