whilst chanting a psalm 47
and visions of angels in heaven
she suddenly detected
the vicar erected
and counted off inches eleven
whilst gathered around the coffin
each noticed a groaning from within
they lifted the lid
to find jack and jill hid
they'd chosen the cask to 'get off' in
not wanting to be outdone
the choirboy showed the archbishop his bum
the bishop found he was tighter
poor little blighter
'suffer the little children to come'
she offered some cake to the priest
he attacked it as it were feast
but with ingredients she'd sinned
for it gave him such wind
and his farting still hasn't quite ceased
whilst drinking communion wine
his vision became unaligned
for there on the cross
was the bishop, his boss
giving one-and-all a V sign
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thank heaven for limericus...
It bringeth light whence there was a darkness of which too many were afraid to tell.
indeed.........
Ohhh, which church is this? Should I try it? An 18+ church, to be sure. We'll be excommunicated at this rate!
Roman Catholic and Anglican churches where the leadership has been accused of not taking action over peadophile activity by their clergy..... as reported on TV news, radio news and all national newspapers over the last few years. but i suppose some news does fall upon deaf ears.
You do know how to liven up the mood.
Thnx
Damn shame there is so much evidence of wrong stuff going unreported and unpunished in the churches.
A good fun write on this Sunday morning I will have to take them to Church this morning.
Oohh, so you are off to church today Gold? You'll get thrown out with this!
With any luck!!
Nice one, don't embarrass the vicar.
Hahaha!
Naughty!
Are you not in church this morning?
Vicar
Church me??? U must be joking, I'm no longer brainwashed into believing that man made gobble-de-goop.
But you speak so highly of it
LOL
I'm lost for words how you lighten a dark truth.
Thank you
Lets just say that lightening a dark place may allow more eyes to see into what is there.
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