I AM THE UMBRELLA MAN ! BRIAN

ANGELA & BRIAN



 

ANGELA & BRIAN ~ HONEYMOON ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS !

 

MY NAME IS YAN ~ from PAKISTAN

Yes I am ~ O Yes ~ I am The UMBRELLA MAN !

I can get you any colour

Neat compact ~ or rather fuller

Black or Blue ~ Red or Yellow ~ Tan ?

Yes I can ~ cos I am The UMBRELLA MAN !

 

UMBRELLAS are important

They come out like a chant !

When the skies are Cloudy

And everyone looks Dowdy !

To beat the RAIN ~ catch me if you can

Yes I am ~ cos I am The UMBRELLA MAN !

 

Long ago ~ a Gentleman not seen

Without a rolled UMBRELLA ~ for to preen

His brief case and His latest DOLLY

And she would also have a BROLLY

Running for a BUS or TRAM

Yes I am ~ cos I am The UMBRELLA MAN  

 

WEATHER in UK is very fickle

If it RAINS without a GAMP ~ you*re in a pickle

You*re soaked through to the skin ~ you*re choked 

And just like Kermit Frog ~ you*re well & truly croaked

Run for shelter ~ helter skelter ~ if you can 

Im OK ~ because I am ~ The one & only ~ UMBRELLA MAN !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡

 

CONFUSIUS HE SAY ~ Man without Brolly on rainy day 

Is like Man eating Soup sans Spoon ~ both get soaked ! 

 

 

  • Author: ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 27th, 2019 01:23
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Comments6

  • orchidee

    A fine write B&A.

    • ANGELA & BRIAN

      Thanks UNCLE STEVE ~ Pleased you enjoyed it ! Does FIDO have a waterproof coat to wear for *Walkies inthe Rain* ?

      Blessings & A Dry BANK HOLIDAY

      Yours ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡 + 🧡

      • orchidee

        Yes, he does! Aww, I feel for dogs, especially little ones, without jackets in winter.

      • Fay Slimm.

        Love the flow in this one dear duo - those underbrellas are most necessary in our fickle weather.

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          THANKS FAY ~ We*re pleased you liked the FLOW ~ for US as Performance Poets ~ FLOW is important ! Depends mainly on RHYTHM but also on RHYME ! Coming from Liverpool ~ where it rains most days ~ I always carry a GAMP and never get DAMP ! Thanks for your encouragement ~

          Blessings with LOVE
          Yours ANGELA (asleep in BED @ 2:30am Tuesday) &
          BRIAN (wide awake @ 2:30pm Monday) 🧡🧡🧡🧡

        • dusk arising

          Delightful happy reading... get on the joanna Angela and belt this out to a strident plonking accompanyment.

          For they are those of the parasol
          See them both dance like a carousel
          Around and around
          to a delightful sound
          This couple they surely must have-it-all

          • ANGELA & BRIAN

            Thanks DA ~ Lovely the DITTY ~ Im singing & strumming it on the GUITAR ! Angela is fast alseep (2:30am Tuesday 11,500 in NZ) but we can sing a duet on SKYPE in 5 hours time ! She & Ruth have a keyboard in the FLAT ! PARASOL is a Spanish Word meaning *AGAINST the SUN* when they use it as a BROLLY ~ they call it a PARA-AGUA ~ *AGAINST the WATER*. Spanish is coequal with ENGLSH as a FIRST Langusge for ANGELA (Su Padre es Espanol) and a SECOND Language for Me. I have studied it for 25 Years ~ which came in handy when I asked PAPA PEDRO (Angela*s Papa) if I could Mary Angela. The fact that I am also a Guitarist and love RIOJA & CAVA also helped !

            Thanks for your comments & support
            Yours ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡

          • Suresh

            You are not an Englishman without your umbrella.
            Entertaining post indeed

            • ANGELA & BRIAN

              Thanks SURESH ~ Yes indeed ~ My (Brian) Father carried one and both my Grandfathers. Long UNBRELLAS with a sharp end ~ could double as a walking stick on rough terrain and they were never mugged ! Pleased you enjoyed the Presentation !

              Blessings & Peace
              Yours ~ Angela & Brian

            • ForeverJesus7

              I like this piece. It is very creative. Persistence is key

            • Goldfinch60

              The British weather is so mixed.
              Yes I do have an umbrella in my car, it has been in the boot of many cars since it was given to me by a contractor that worked for us back in the 1980s , I have never used it.

              What you need to know is that skin is waterproof.



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