TOO MANY.....

Michael Edwards

 

 

TOO MANY……

 

Too many cooks can spoil the broth

Stay home on your own turn the key in the lock

Too many brothels can spoil the c**k.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 28th, 2019 01:56
  • Comment from author about the poem: Oh dear - probably goes beyond bawdy - now I'm in trouble with Fido................... Nothing to do with the poem but a simple snow scene done for a skiing website.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 26
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Comments8

  • dusk arising

    Enter the Duracell washable, re-useable, indestructable protector.

    "I've never paid for it" he said " I get all mine for free, I'm a sneak thief - do it while the back is turned".

  • orchidee

    Should Fido bark? Wo....! Not marked 18+ (lol).

    • Michael Edwards

      Would he bark if I spelt the missing oc letters out?

      • orchidee

        Oh yes! lol.

      • dusk arising

        Enter the Duracell washable, re-useable, indestructable protector.

        "I've never paid for it" he said " I get all mine for free, I'm a sneak thief - do it while the back is turned".

      • Fay Slimm.

        What a snow scene dear Mike - the ski company must be proud to own such a piece of art. Like the play too on rhyming such words as broth and brothel etc .

      • kevin browne

        Your crafting of such art is looking pretty wonderful and as for the brothels then surely it's worthy of having at least something sucked. Lovely painting though I have to admit. With such few words written it explodes with excitement.

        • Michael Edwards

          Do they serve broth in brothels? Sounds like the start of another write - thanks Kevin.

        • Suresh

          The problem is, once is never enough.
          Tell d.a. to send me one too....

        • Neville

          I never saw that one coming...

          too asterisky... nah just about write 🙂

        • Goldfinch60

          Good fun write Michael and a fabulous painting.



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