A new diet chart to reduce the waistline.
As effective as a fart in a gale force 9.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: So little time at the moment but here's a shortie that came to me when I ....looked out of the window.
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Charts don't do anything. Farts can do lots.
Take that as definite from this old fart.
They sure can - they can ensure your own space for a start.
Oh lol good write and pic M. Why are farts always old?!
Not always - well not in our house !!
I am on two diets, one doesn't give me enough to eat.
Love the view of the artwork. were you hiding in the grass Michael?
Then I'll go with the second one - Yes I was sitting on brambles at the time. At least there was no wind.
Charts don't do anything. Farts can do lots.
Take that as definite from this old fart.
Michael,
Nice shortie!
I love the painting!
Is it for sale?
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!☺️
~Laura~
In all honesty I'm not sure if I still have it although I could always paint it again - will check in the studio later today - about to go out for a Fathers day breakfast with my daughter and family.
ENJOY!!😊
Did indeed enjoy. Just checked and it is long gone but can always paint another version. Including a mount but unframed as before the cost would be circa £95.00 including postage and packing. The size is 18 ins by 14 ins including mount.
Glad you enjoyed the day!
I will let you know about the painting.
Have a wonderful night!😊
It's a watercolour by the way.
HI UNCLE MIKEY : ANGELA here nearly 10pm here NOW THE DAY IS OVER in Auckland ! FELIZ DIA DEL PADRE ! I hope to make BRIAN a Daddy very soon ! Love the Cottage there are lots like that in Essex : We may BUY one like that ! When we settle on a HOUSE (good to get on the Ladder) Our two DADS have promised to give us the Deposit as a WEDDING PRESENT ! My PAPA is still in Los Angeles promoting RIOJA (much better than Californian Reds) and the Hispaniscs love it ! BRIAN is taking His Parents out to lunch today to the Steak House. We are fortunate because my Parents LOVE BRIAN & BRIANS PARENTS adore ME ~ AMEN
Love the DOUBLET : very true ! BRIAN & I have both studied NUTRITION so we both EAT & DRINK sensibly. My JOB keeps me thin : Did you ever see an Obese Physiotherapist and Brians Job keeps him focussed and Aqua-Therapy keeps him TONED !
Blessings & Joy To YOU & YOURS
Have fun with your FAMILY today
Yours as always ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Hello Michael,
A good write.
Diets hit and miss! Walking is the best exercise.
Keep writing FineB
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