Michael Edwards

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A new diet chart to reduce the waistline.

As effective as a fart in a gale force 9.


  • dusk arising

    Charts don't do anything. Farts can do lots.

    Take that as definite from this old fart.

    • Michael Edwards

      They sure can - they can ensure your own space for a start.

    • orchidee

      Oh lol good write and pic M. Why are farts always old?!

      • Michael Edwards

        Not always - well not in our house !!

      • Goldfinch60

        I am on two diets, one doesn't give me enough to eat.

        Love the view of the artwork. were you hiding in the grass Michael?

        • Michael Edwards

          Then I'll go with the second one - Yes I was sitting on brambles at the time. At least there was no wind.

        • dusk arising

          Charts don't do anything. Farts can do lots.

          Take that as definite from this old fart.

        • Laura


          Nice shortie!
          I love the painting!
          Is it for sale?

          HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!☺️


          • Michael Edwards

            In all honesty I'm not sure if I still have it although I could always paint it again - will check in the studio later today - about to go out for a Fathers day breakfast with my daughter and family.

            • Laura


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            • ANGELA & BRIAN

              HI UNCLE MIKEY : ANGELA here nearly 10pm here NOW THE DAY IS OVER in Auckland ! FELIZ DIA DEL PADRE ! I hope to make BRIAN a Daddy very soon ! Love the Cottage there are lots like that in Essex : We may BUY one like that ! When we settle on a HOUSE (good to get on the Ladder) Our two DADS have promised to give us the Deposit as a WEDDING PRESENT ! My PAPA is still in Los Angeles promoting RIOJA (much better than Californian Reds) and the Hispaniscs love it ! BRIAN is taking His Parents out to lunch today to the Steak House. We are fortunate because my Parents LOVE BRIAN & BRIANS PARENTS adore ME ~ AMEN
              Love the DOUBLET : very true ! BRIAN & I have both studied NUTRITION so we both EAT & DRINK sensibly. My JOB keeps me thin : Did you ever see an Obese Physiotherapist and Brians Job keeps him focussed and Aqua-Therapy keeps him TONED !

              Blessings & Joy To YOU & YOURS
              Have fun with your FAMILY today
              Yours as always ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡🧡

            • FineB

              Hello Michael,

              A good write.

              Diets hit and miss! Walking is the best exercise.

              Keep writing FineB

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