If every fart was deemed a note
it’s many virtues I’d promote.
I’d fart a stirring symphony
by Mahler Brahms or Tchaikovsky.
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Michael Edwards (
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More likely Stockhausen.
I think you're right. Cheers Andy
The only note I could muster was H2S, and that sent everybody scampering.
I missed that - and thankfully it missed me.
Ahh - the wind section of the orchestra then. Plenty of trump-ets in it! lol.
Depends what you ate yesterday - a sort of blast from the past.
Is Fahti Berles in the orchestra?
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Morning Uncle Mike : ANGELA here love yet another nostalgic Village Scene cant wait till November to visit my Friend\s in STOWE ! DER FLATUSMOUSE would seem an appropriate Melody !
Blessings & a passing wind to YOU & YOURS
Yours as always ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
If you really could be tunefully farty
Could you compete with Eric Satie
A real humdinger to make your nose twitch
Like an emboldened blast from Shostakovich
Or would you strain with face gone purple
Symphonic emissions by good old Purcell
But whenever you're windy just knock one off
Like thunderous horns of Rachmaninof
Brilliant Dusk
I have gone out if you don't see me on here early on! Miss Berles and I are going to town. We need to buy more syllables!
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