boris boris show us ya legs
show us ya legs
show us ya legs
boris boris show us ya legs
a yard above the knee
theresa gave up trying cos
each deal she had just failed
corbyn offers who knows what
maybe his boat has sailed
will lib dems get the ladies vote
jo swintons got it nailed
but farage offers everything
this time wont be de-railed
so boris boris show us ya legs
a yard above the knee
October promises no deal
to sink the City's hopes
will we all look back at this
and call all tories dopes
Ted Heath's turning in his grave
it's like a flippin soap
boris are your promises
another bloody hoax
oh boris boris show us ya legs
a yard above the knee
will you keep that backstop thing
or use technology
nobody wants a troubled time
across the irish sea
you MPs couldnt organise
a chimpanzee party
if we had no end game planned
why pass article fifty
so boris boris show us ya legs
whilst you can still walk !!!
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oh boris - oh dear!
Not a fan Goldfinch?
No, like all politicians when his mouth moves lies come out, but his are most dangerous. I may be wrong but I think I am going to need my own island somewhere - care to join me?
You echo my sentiments exactly. Expertly schooled in political rhetoric and with the ability to side step which would leave any rugby forward envious. BUT.... U.K. has come up Trumps !
We have to keep joking about this.... i just cant take him seriously.
GOOD MORNING *DA* : ANGELA HERE ! Im in NZ (11,500 from LONDON) and Im still reeling from the Shock even though it was inevitable : after the initial MPS vote ! Methinks that sometimes Countries get the Leaders they deserve TRUMP instead of Hillary (USA) and BORIS instead of Theresa (UK). Brian is coming to take me HOME (To Essex UK) in OCTOBER : BUT now I might stay in NZ and keep BRIAN here with me ! However we might have BROTHER CORBEN in No 10 by October if BORIS *Performs as Usual* WATCH THIS SPACE ! Loved your iconoclastic POEM !
Blessings & Peace & Joy
ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡💙🧡💙
All a bit of a laugh. I'm not a fan but i HOPE he does do what he promises to do in his inaugural speech. Thanks for looking an and your words.
Somehow we've got to bear with it and live with it, unless there's a General Election. I'm not Tory, or anything, come to that. Who to choose? Which Party?
It's my fault you know! I should have hob-nobbed with Theresa over coffee at church, when she was PM, and often at a church near me. Well, she's till there, but is not the PM now.
You started it back at Hastings m8, some here have a long memory.
Difficult and otherwise troubled times ahead.. I am sure the buffoon wont be around for very long... but oh' dear what damage he could do in a fraction.... I am truly ashamed of most of our politicians.. A well written spoof that is actually filled with much troof........ Neville
'Show us your legs' as in...if it lasts it is said to have legs. Well he's got the job now. No point in wishing him/us failure... i wish him all the best and HOPE he can do what he says... TBH i would welcome my scepticism being proven 100% wrong.
we will have to wait and see, wont we... 🙂
another visit .. just to say I agree with you entirely and to take another pop at this bumbling egocentric liar who I really dont like one little bit ....
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