I do not own a toilet brush
I find they always hurt too much.
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Michael Edwards (
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I do not own a toilet brush
I find they always hurt too much.
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OUCH!!!
Oh lol, fine write and pic M.
I saw 'Dragons Den'. An invention of a small loo brush placed inside the actual loo, for, erm, convenience (what else?!). It didn't get any funding though. Aww.
You seen Lou Berles?
No only Lou Bricant - he knows all about the brushes.n
Ha ha - - from where in your talented mind go these droll couplets appear is my question dear Michael .... you are a such a unique word-smith - thanks for another chuckle this read has given my day.
I've just got a bit of an odd brain. Have to admit that some of them are based on old 'jokes' but the wording is all mine.
Excellent! Oooh I'm with Andy OUCH!
I do not own a handkerchief
Snot should be binned, is my belief
They do tend to make your hair stand on end - lousy invention. Thanks Andrew.
But so useful for dislodging pieces of nut stuck between the molars.
And raisin skins - in fact they're better than a toothbrush as being larger it doesn't take so long.
I love your humorous writes!! Ha ha And reading your replies and answers is a hoot too!
Yer gorra laff aint yer - cheers Christina.
HI UNCLE MIKE : ANGELA BACK ! Missed your droll comments ! Like all Men : I suspect you didnt read the instructions !A couple of couplets to help you remember !
BUM FODDER (Toilet Paper) is Fo' de BUM
TOILET BRUSH is Fo' de BOWL not de BOWEL : OK !
Love & Peace to You & Yours
Yours ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
I missed them - must have been written very small. Welcome back - missed the pair of you too.
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