DROLL COUPLETS (5)

Michael Edwards

 

 

I do not own a toilet brush

I find they always hurt too much.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 13th, 2019 00:32
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments7

  • Goldfinch60

    OUCH!!!

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, fine write and pic M.
    I saw 'Dragons Den'. An invention of a small loo brush placed inside the actual loo, for, erm, convenience (what else?!). It didn't get any funding though. Aww.
    You seen Lou Berles?

    • Michael Edwards

      No only Lou Bricant - he knows all about the brushes.n

    • Fay Slimm.

      Ha ha - - from where in your talented mind go these droll couplets appear is my question dear Michael .... you are a such a unique word-smith - thanks for another chuckle this read has given my day.

      • Michael Edwards

        I've just got a bit of an odd brain. Have to admit that some of them are based on old 'jokes' but the wording is all mine.

      • Andrew Charles Forrest

        Excellent! Oooh I'm with Andy OUCH!

        I do not own a handkerchief
        Snot should be binned, is my belief

        • Michael Edwards

          They do tend to make your hair stand on end - lousy invention. Thanks Andrew.

        • dusk arising

          But so useful for dislodging pieces of nut stuck between the molars.

          • Michael Edwards

            And raisin skins - in fact they're better than a toothbrush as being larger it doesn't take so long.

          • Christina8

            I love your humorous writes!! Ha ha And reading your replies and answers is a hoot too!

            • Michael Edwards

              Yer gorra laff aint yer - cheers Christina.

            • ANGELA & BRIAN

              HI UNCLE MIKE : ANGELA BACK ! Missed your droll comments ! Like all Men : I suspect you didnt read the instructions !A couple of couplets to help you remember !

              BUM FODDER (Toilet Paper) is Fo' de BUM

              TOILET BRUSH is Fo' de BOWL not de BOWEL : OK !

              Love & Peace to You & Yours
              Yours ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

              • Michael Edwards

                I missed them - must have been written very small. Welcome back - missed the pair of you too.



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