RECEIVED FROM MARKS AND SPENCER

Michael Edwards

 

RECEIVED FROM MARKS & SPENCER 

 

My street creds sadly gone astray

thanks to an email received today.

It’s contents are really quite bizarre,

it asks if I’m wearing the right size bra.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 10th, 2019 00:08
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    Well, are you?

    First laugh of the day Michael - thank you.

  • orchidee

    Are they past their sell by date - M&S - as a TV programme said?
    Man-boobs?! Swoon! lol.

  • orchidee

    You been walking near our way. Lovely pic, looks like part of a walk near our town centre. I'll get my coat, and walk it again....

    • Michael Edwards

      It's Cosby - a delightful village near my daughter.

      • orchidee

        Does Bill go there? Erm, he took a turn for the worse, like some others. Unmentionable now.

      • dusk arising

        Your secret's out now. To be honest I don't give a frock whether you are a cross dresser or just a mildly angry one.

        Gave me a good laugh too.

        • Michael Edwards

          Damn it - now everyone knows - wish I hadn't posted it now.

        • Andrew Charles Forrest

          This is what happens when you get the wife google on your computer... whee wile it all end?

          Great tug back to realism thanks Micheal

          • Michael Edwards

            That's exactly what has happened and every time I get an email from them now I have it on to her tablet. Thanks Andrew.

          • ANGELA & BRIAN

            ANGELA HERE (10pm Tuesday !) Just catching up on MPS - will have to have another Hot Milk & Honey after your REVELATION ! Never took you for a Cross Dresser - but some MANBOOBS I see (on the 70+ males in my job) surpass Dolly Parton in her prime ! For cosmetic appearance we do prosribe a Chest Flatener in extreme cases ! Men always want to look their best. Frtunately BRIAN is well honed and the right side of 40. He loves ? to receive my monthly DIET SHEETS and EXERCISE regimes to keep him below 13 stone - He is 73 inches - TALL !
            Your secret is safe with me as are the stats of all my MALE CLIENTS (say no more !) just dont post yout bra fetish or transvestism on Facebook !

            Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
            Love ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
            Love the picture - very COTWOLDS !
            Such images always make me long for HOME !

          • Michael Edwards

            Thankfully I don't have manboobs - err what are they?

          • sylviasearcher

            Were you ? 🤫

            • Michael Edwards

              Apparently not - but my underpants (Lift and separate variety) were spot on (literally).

              • sylviasearcher

                *coughs

              • Neville

                Happened to me once or twice...

                Nice little Funday giggle that made my bits wobble....... N



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