Inside Her Pants

Neville

 

Inside Her Pants

 

Inside her pants a puppy dog

Inside her smiles a pussy

I want to take them home with me

I really am not fussy…

 

I am really folks honest, just you try & find something that rhymes with pants

Go on, I double dare ya

 

 

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 15th, 2019 03:30
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Michael Edwards

    They found romance
    inside her pants
    whilst only stickers rhymes with knickers.

    • Neville

      Now why did I not think of that... cheers and thank you Michael....

    • dusk arising

      I've taken your challenge
      and hoping theres a chance
      i can find a rhyming word
      as i enter a trance
      i hope its quite suitable and worth
      perhaps a second glance
      or i'll look quite ridiculous
      for taking this stance.

      He he he, thanks for this opportunity of being more silly than usual.


      • Neville

        go for it..... if any one can .. you can..

      • Andrew Charles Forrest

        Remnants of Rembrandt implant their confidants
        While Durant decants the sycophant plant

        DO NOT get me started on Knickers! Michael

        • Neville

          He better not... I thought they were still called Marathon......

        • orchidee

          Ants in ya pants - and even that's enough to make me swoon! It would be! Pass me the purple tablets.

          • Neville

            take it slowly... enjoy ... no point in making ya self poorly again......

          • Fay Slimm.

            I like a dare specially a double but can only think of these two .........

            Inside her pants
            Hides sweet Nancy - - - -- OR

            Inside her pants
            cheeky Nancy.

            Howz that then !! - -- bum bum !! ............. from Fay

            • Neville

              Naughty but nice... thank thee... Fay and then somely....... N

            • Suresh

              Try as hard, as I may, focus on my daily chants
              Thoughts uncontrolled, veer off, to inside her pants
              Fight as I might, sexual urge is too strong
              No matter how it's sung, it's a great song

              • Neville

                then I thank thee and most sincerely .... N

              • Goldfinch60

                Has romance left your world Neville,
                Perhaps you never gave it a chance,
                When you picked that lance,
                To make your advance,
                Through the fields of France.

                • Neville

                  good un sir... thanking thee...again..

                • sylviasearcher

                  Inside her pants
                  There was a chance
                  But with rhymes like pussy
                  He learned, unlike he, she was fussy

                  • Neville

                    Darn.. I just knew it could be done the hussy.......

                    • sylviasearcher

                      Of course you knew ...



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