LATEST BATCH OF SHORTIES No2

Michael Edwards

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Walk past a toilet? I never do!

When the prostate is pressing relief is a blessing.

and even a bush will do as a loo!

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 21st, 2019 00:37
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments4

  • orchidee

    Oh, good write and pic M. If we miss some loos, we don't know when we may reach the next one. Can we 'hold on'?! Oops.

    • Michael Edwards

      We can hold on but it be misconstrued.

    • dusk arising

      When in the city
      here's a thought
      you'll lose eighty quid
      if in a doorway your caught

      Damn this prostate design fault... most of us guys get the pleasure of keeping an eye out for the nearest loo..... and when u get there, worst of all, not the stench nor the filth, no the worst by far.... it's occupied!

    • ANGELA & BRIAN

      Thanks UNCLE MIKE very DROLL or should be DROOL ? My (BRIAN) Cousin who is a water-works Nurse tells me that the prostrate begins to disfunction (and break down) in ALL MEN over 70 having done its JOB. She tells me the Treatments (Radiotherapy etc) can play havoc wth the Water-works and reduce the holding time from 5 minutes to 5 seconds ! Something for me to look forward to in 1953 ~ OK ~ Life gets tedious dont it ! Thanks for warning ! We have houses like that in Essex for ยฃ1 million ! Love the Painting !

      Blessings & Peace to YOU & YOURS
      Love Angela & Brian ๐Ÿงก ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿงก ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿงก

      • Michael Edwards

        They are about that round here - thi8s one was a commission.

      • Goldfinch60

        So true Michael, never pass a loo!



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