Neville

Alphabetical Infidelities

Alphabetical Infidelities

 

Andy, Bob, Chris and Dave

Eric, Frank, Geoff and Hal

Ian, Jim, Karl and Lee

Not forgetting

Mike, Ned, Owen and Pete

Then of course there was

Quentin, Rick, Steve and Tom

Not to mention

Uriah, Vic, Walt and Xavier

Who first seemed a decent chap

But also good old

Yves and Zack…..

These are just a few guys

She screwed behind my back

 

 

Comments9

  • Andrew Charles Forrest

    Oh dear Nev... where did she find the time?
    Very comprehensive
    BRAVO!

    • Neville

      and you it seems were first in line.... cheers Andy..

      • Andrew Charles Forrest

        That's what I mean it took me all day...

        Where did she find the time for the others?

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      • Fay Slimm.

        Oh - very big chuckles at your last line - - what a surprise ending and so like your sense of humour my friend - - should think the She in question must be weary of guys after all those many infidelities eh ? did you forgive her I wonder or did you have to start counting again.... ............... Fay.

        • Neville

          still counting Fay.... thanks for your understanding.. some times we just gotta have a larf aint we... x

          • Fay Slimm.

            You bet we have Nev..... our chuckle muscles must be exercised daily as Ken Dodd used to say - - - sending you then the sound of my larf at that clever last line...................... x Fay

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          • Michael Edwards

            Love it - did she end up in the soup?

            • Neville

              she did.... cheers, Michael

              • Michael Edwards

                You can't beat alphabet soup.

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              • orchidee

                The whole town?! Swoon!

                • Neville

                  County..... double swoon... N

                • Christina8

                  Hilarious write....thanks for the early morning laugh. Great write!

                  • Neville

                    No.. thank you Christina...

                  • Laura🌻

                    Neville,

                    If she would’ve used the Italian alphabet, the list would’ve been...minus five! Lol

                    ~Laura~🌻

                    • Neville

                      Gordon Bennett, I never knew that.. thanks for teaching me something new and for visiting these words Laura.....

                      Neville

                      • Laura🌻

                        You’re welcome!

                      • Goldfinch60

                        Good fun write.

                        • Neville

                          Precisely that my friend.. thanking you sir.... N

                        • Alta H Mabin

                          Oh, what a great fun write. Thanks for the giggles.

                          • Neville

                            thank you...

                          • L. B. Mek

                            pure literary fun!
                            with layers, of course
                            always with depth
                            just what I needed to cleanse my poetic pallet, lol
                            and for that, I thank you
                            Supreme Poet

                            • Neville



                              thank you my friend .. always appreciated n true .. Neville



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