Alphabetical Infidelities

Neville

Alphabetical Infidelities

 

Andy, Bob, Chris and Dave

Eric, Frank, Geoff and Hal

Ian, Jim, Karl and Lee

Not forgetting

Mike, Ned, Owen and Pete

Then of course there was

Quentin, Rick, Steve and Tom

Not to mention

Uriah, Vic, Walt and Xavier

Who first seemed a decent chap

But also good old

Yves and Zack…..

These are just a few guys

She screwed behind my back

 

 

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 4th, 2019 04:01
  • Comment from author about the poem: messin with names and words.....
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  • Andrew Charles Forrest

    Oh dear Nev... where did she find the time?
    Very comprehensive
    BRAVO!

    • Neville

      and you it seems were first in line.... cheers Andy..

      • Andrew Charles Forrest

        That's what I mean it took me all day...

        Where did she find the time for the others?

        • Neville

          dunno.... she said you were by far the best...

          • Andrew Charles Forrest

            au natruelle

            • Goldfinch60

              Was I next?

            • Fay Slimm.

              Oh - very big chuckles at your last line - - what a surprise ending and so like your sense of humour my friend - - should think the She in question must be weary of guys after all those many infidelities eh ? did you forgive her I wonder or did you have to start counting again.... ............... Fay.

              • Neville

                still counting Fay.... thanks for your understanding.. some times we just gotta have a larf aint we... x

                • Fay Slimm.

                  You bet we have Nev..... our chuckle muscles must be exercised daily as Ken Dodd used to say - - - sending you then the sound of my larf at that clever last line...................... x Fay

                  • Neville

                    cheers Fay ...

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Love it - did she end up in the soup?

                    • Neville

                      she did.... cheers, Michael

                      • Michael Edwards

                        You can't beat alphabet soup.

                        • Neville

                          But you can beat an egg... boom boom...

                        • orchidee

                          The whole town?! Swoon!

                          • Neville

                            County..... double swoon... N

                          • Christina8

                            Hilarious write....thanks for the early morning laugh. Great write!

                            • Neville

                              No.. thank you Christina...

                            • Laura🌻

                              Neville,

                              If she would’ve used the Italian alphabet, the list would’ve been...minus five! Lol

                              ~Laura~🌻

                              • Neville

                                Gordon Bennett, I never knew that.. thanks for teaching me something new and for visiting these words Laura.....

                                Neville

                                • Laura🌻

                                  You’re welcome!

                                • Goldfinch60

                                  Good fun write.

                                  • Neville

                                    Precisely that my friend.. thanking you sir.... N

                                  • Alta H Mabin

                                    Oh, what a great fun write. Thanks for the giggles.

                                    • Neville

                                      thank you...

                                    • L. B. Mek

                                      pure literary fun!
                                      with layers, of course
                                      always with depth
                                      just what I needed to cleanse my poetic pallet, lol
                                      and for that, I thank you
                                      Supreme Poet

                                      • Neville



                                        thank you my friend .. always appreciated n true .. Neville



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