Bad Kitty

Jabberwocky

I’m being savaged by a kitten!

Jings cribbins! Help ma boab!

I know not whether yet tae laugh

Or whether yet tae sob

She used to be gey friendly

Noo she’s just annoyin’

Wae her tiny laldie

An’ her spittin’ and her clawin’

I could bend doon real easy

An’ simply break her neck

But grown men don’t kill kittens

Just sigh”Jings! What the heck!”

  • Author: Jabberwocky (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 16th, 2019 07:36
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments2

  • Thoughts In Time

    Patience is a virtue 🌹

    • Jabberwocky

      Yeah thanks!
      I’ll not kill her then 🙂

      • Thoughts In Time

        Lol...noooo no killing 🌹

      • Goldfinch60

        "Wether yet tae laugh
        Or whether yet tae sob"
        That is the question but laughte is always the best medicine.



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