Oh no.....!

orchidee



Oh no.....! Not Orchi again!

Not a song please! 

Good Lord, deliver us.

But I'm 'better now'

And I've stopped insulting cats

 

I no longer say - 

My singing sounds like two cats fighting

Cos truth be told - 

It's much worse than that! lol

 

Ohh, this self-denigrating

This self- putting-down

Is it some cover?

Now I can't get too psychological

This time of the morning

Or I'll give myself a headache!

 

But - can I sing really?

Sing sweetly, and tweet like a bird

No, don't get your shotgun out

To kill off the bird's dawn chorus

Cos they woke you up

As one said he would (horrors!)

Just listen to 'em tweeting.

 

But meanwhile - 

If ya got any troubles from others

If they hang around

Like a bad..... smell?

Woof! It's 'bad penny' says Fido

Just gimme a call

 

I'll be there to sing them a song or two

They might bear one song from me

But two will drive anyone insane

It'll cost ya, mind ya

But 'normal professional fees apply'

 

What's professional about your singing, Orchi?

I dunno.....

Time for Fido's singing lesson now - 

He's following after me!

Woof, Woof, Hooowwwllll!

 

 

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 24th, 2019 01:43
  • Comment from author about the poem: A digression today. Which one is Fido in the clip?!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 12
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  • Goldfinch60

    As I have said before O want you to sing the song "Long ago and far away" and the further away the better.

    https://youtu.be/giI2uxwFRJg

    • orchidee

      Thanks Gold. I will go to Australia then. Brian & Angela won't hear me, as they've left there now.

    • Lamar Cole

      Very humorous poem.

      • orchidee

        Thanks Lamar.

      • FineB

        Hello Orchidee,

        A cute and witty write.

        Don't give up singing. We should all sing a bit more and enjoy life!

        Keep writing FineB

        • orchidee

          Thanks Fine.

        • Alan .S. Jeeves

          I'm sure you sing all the right notes.....

          Melodically, Alan

          • orchidee

            Thanks Alan. Melodically challenged?!

          • kevin browne

            You'll be there to sing a song or two, but how much does it cost to implode our ear drums I wonder. Your pricless in my eyes anyway whatever the cost. It has to be worth a listen hasn't it...????

            • orchidee

              Thanks Kevin.



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