RANDOM THUNKS (4)

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

The sign on a van was quite unique:

 ‘SAME DAY DELIVERY 7 DAYS A WEEK’

but surely if made every day of the week

then same day delivery is gibberish speak.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 28th, 2019 02:37
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments7

  • orchidee

    Eh? heehee. Oh I see. Have we found a way out yet? Are we still stuck in the building? It's on fire, but it says 'Keep Fire Exit closed at all times'. Hmmm.
    Climb out the window? Oh no, we're on the 15th floor. I didn't nottiicccccccccccceeee thaaaaaaaaaaaattt! (impression of me falling there). That's what I said while I was falling.

  • Fay Slimm.

    Clever this witty thunk and so very true - -- love the peace of your watercolour too Michael.

  • ANGELA & BRIAN

    Well Uncle Mike ~ its an answer to one of our Prayers *Dear GOD please send me a week of Saturdays or Sundays even* I guess thats how it feels to be R E T I R E D ! Every week is a 3.5 Weekend ! Linguistically the Van Sign borders on TAUTOLOGY (saying the same thing twice !). Thanks for the painting ~ one of Bridget Murphys ? ~ BLUE on BLUE (ยฃ50,000) ! Thanks for sharing both !

    Blessings & Healing to You & Yours
    Love ANGELA BRIAN ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก
    Please check Rivers of Love ~ Thanks !

  • dusk arising

    He spat out his words quite bitterly
    for each line he read he took literally
    so sign writers beware, of his damning cold stare
    I shudder, it makes quite jittery

    blame goldfinch... he started me off

  • Suresh

    Multiple:
    1. Same day (of the week) delivery, no matter when collected.
    2. Or it should state
    "Same day delivery, every day of the week.

    YOUR THUNKS, really gets the group HUMMMMMMING!!!!!!

  • Goldfinch60

    Good interpretation Michael, some sayings, like this one, are laughable.

  • FineB

    Hello Michael,

    A good witty write.

    I am a devoted Amazon customer they certainly do delivery 7 days a week.

    Keep writing FineB



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