The sign on a van was quite unique:
‘SAME DAY DELIVERY 7 DAYS A WEEK’
but surely if made every day of the week
then same day delivery is gibberish speak.
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Michael Edwards (
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Eh? heehee. Oh I see. Have we found a way out yet? Are we still stuck in the building? It's on fire, but it says 'Keep Fire Exit closed at all times'. Hmmm.
Climb out the window? Oh no, we're on the 15th floor. I didn't nottiicccccccccccceeee thaaaaaaaaaaaattt! (impression of me falling there). That's what I said while I was falling.
Clever this witty thunk and so very true - -- love the peace of your watercolour too Michael.
Well Uncle Mike ~ its an answer to one of our Prayers *Dear GOD please send me a week of Saturdays or Sundays even* I guess thats how it feels to be R E T I R E D ! Every week is a 3.5 Weekend ! Linguistically the Van Sign borders on TAUTOLOGY (saying the same thing twice !). Thanks for the painting ~ one of Bridget Murphys ? ~ BLUE on BLUE (£50,000) ! Thanks for sharing both !
Blessings & Healing to You & Yours
Love ANGELA BRIAN 🧡💙🧡💙🧡
Please check Rivers of Love ~ Thanks !
He spat out his words quite bitterly
for each line he read he took literally
so sign writers beware, of his damning cold stare
I shudder, it makes quite jittery
blame goldfinch... he started me off
Multiple:
1. Same day (of the week) delivery, no matter when collected.
2. Or it should state
"Same day delivery, every day of the week.
YOUR THUNKS, really gets the group HUMMMMMMING!!!!!!
Good interpretation Michael, some sayings, like this one, are laughable.
Hello Michael,
A good witty write.
I am a devoted Amazon customer they certainly do delivery 7 days a week.
Keep writing FineB
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